Derail and WTF Merge Thread (57 Viewers)

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Love the redhead. Want to date her.

Glove at the art exhibit. I am so gonna do that as a prank. Stand back and point out it's parallel between mankind's continued attempt to grasp but not knowing what they are grasping for.

Frisbee. Fucking laugh at it every time. Next time I'm utterly sick, I'm playing that video for instant laughter.
 
i think this is in contention for my personal top 5 gifs of all time:

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a few years ago some psycho assistant attorney general in michigan became fixated on a michigan student who was elected to a governing student body. the AAG began protesting in front of the kid's house and started a blog where he posted all kinds of bizarre accusations.

thankfully, the kid decided he'd had enough of this guy's shit and sued for defamation. he won and was awarded $3.5M and prevailed today on appeal. okay, cool. but here's the guy on anderson cooper a few years ago. the guy is out of his fucking mind. thank god in heaven he was later fire from the attorney general's office in michigan.

 
How much of that award will the kid ever see though. That guy doesn't look like he has 3.5M sitting around.
 
How much of that award will the kid ever see though. That guy doesn't look like he has 3.5M sitting around.

Zero. It was a purely moral victory. Although I'd imagine that guy could take a few lessons from Palin and get some speaker's fees from a few of the idiot groups who pay to hear her vomit quasi-sentences.
 
Zero. It was a purely moral victory. Although I'd imagine that guy could take a few lessons from Palin and get some speaker's fees from a few of the idiot groups who pay to hear her vomit quasi-sentences.

I was watching the whole thing thinking shouldn't an attorney be a hell of a lot more eloquent than this guy?
 
I was watching the whole thing thinking shouldn't an attorney be a hell of a lot more eloquent than this guy?

should? yeah. but you'd be shocked (or maybe you wouldn't be) how many knuckle-dragging, run-on-sentence-spieling, grade-a idiots there are out there practicing. particularly when you enjoy the insulation of government employment (i say as a previous government employee), you have a LOT of latitude to suck at your job.

all that said, the guy i know who has made the most bucks in practice couldn't argue his way out of compliment, but he's found a niche that doesn't require him to. there are many practice areas where eloquence is not that valuable an attribute.
 
a few years ago some psycho assistant attorney general in michigan became fixated on a michigan student who was elected to a governing student body. the AAG began protesting in front of the kid's house and started a blog where he posted all kinds of bizarre accusations.

thankfully, the kid decided he'd had enough of this guy's shit and sued for defamation. he won and was awarded $3.5M and prevailed today on appeal. okay, cool. but here's the guy on anderson cooper a few years ago. the guy is out of his fucking mind. thank god in heaven he was later fire from the attorney general's office in michigan.
I think my gaydar may be malfunctioning because it was going crazy whenever that guy was on screen talking. Oh...wait...
 
Zero. It was a purely moral victory. Although I'd imagine that guy could take a few lessons from Palin and get some speaker's fees from a few of the idiot groups who pay to hear her vomit quasi-sentences.

Seriously zero? The guy isn't going to at least have his wages garnished for life or anything?
 
Seriously zero? The guy isn't going to at least have his wages garnished for life or anything?

sure, he can garnish whatever $10/hr job the guy gets, but he likely won't because the tiny amount he might recover wouldn't be worth the hassle.
 

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