bergs
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Because, you overly inquisitive little runt, the human immune has well documented limits.
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F'N off in my own subforum (2 Viewers)
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Says the guy eating with his bare hands at a waffle house.....
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Hey, I know where the food has been. I watched the guy with a criminal record longer than the entirety of all 17 Lord of the Rings books cook it. I have NO IDEA where that cutlery has been, it’s been around since the fucking Eisenhower administration, and it’s always good to have knife and fork handy in case you have to defend yourself against a crackhead who’s eggs over easy was improperly cooked and attacks you with a 1974 Sears vacuum cleaner in mindless retribution.
I worked for a collective 6 years at Waffle House and barely escaped going into management. I just want to take a moment to say:
This is absolutely correct.
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Don't agree with Bergs. He gains your trust until you wake up in Hong Kong and your missing a kidney. All you will have is a headache and the words "Bing Bong" ringing in your ears ....
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On a similar note, how you doin’ chugging along on that kitchen sponge on the left side there, buddy? I told you it would be OK. Just remember to roll around on your left side three times a week to wring out the toxins. My man..::
Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing (yeah go ahead!)
I wanta get into it, man, you know (go ahead!)
Like a, like a sex machine, man, (yeah go ahead!)
Movin' and doin' it, you know
Can I count it off? (Go ahead)
One, two, three, four (ounces of Alberta Premium)!
I wanta get into it, man, you know (go ahead!)
Like a, like a sex machine, man, (yeah go ahead!)
Movin' and doin' it, you know
Can I count it off? (Go ahead)
One, two, three, four (ounces of Alberta Premium)!
Only one. Though I have had 3 and definitely looked like that, but it was a Friday night.
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Nah. You’ve met me. I have the body mass to handle these drinks. And I’m Scotch-Irish. I’m built for this.
Just watched Mighty Ducks with my kid. I asked him what he thought.
“Well, ducks don’t have teeth and neither do hockey players.”
“Well, ducks don’t have teeth and neither do hockey players.”
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I love that set. And I love Fresca.
This isn't a feel good thread. This thread is for alcohol fueled anger ONLY. I resent your attempts to derail this thread, sir.
Reported.
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MODS11!!1?! PUNISH HIM.
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ekricket
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