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Alright. It's 71 today here (WHAT THE FUCK THANKYOUGOD). So time to overly med up, take the dogs to the park, and then I'm milling until I can't stand.
F'N off in my own subforum (3 Viewers)
- Thread starter Josh Kifer
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Dammit, now that music is stuck in my head.
The Salisbury steak is ok but the peach cobbler hurts my teeth.
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Corn goes in the Salisbury compartment for a delightful treat.
Yaaaaaasssss...
I always hated it when I got lima beans.
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Are we gonna start showing off our Kid Cuisines in here?
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That just looks Italian fancy...
You can’t spell SELF REFLECTION without ERECTION. Just sayin’
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And this is why you understand me ... Because really I'm just rolling with Dick jokes while I giggle.
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Wait. You better not be here to derail my thread and talk about covid n shit ... Right?
yUou better not be here to derail my thread and talk about covid n shit ... Right?
This beet-red guy, huffing and puffing like that, looks like a he’s a one-man superspreader. Of his BUTTCHEEKS
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You were 9….....HOW DID I NOT MAKE THE LIST?
By no means a 4 but top 10
And that’s why you’re over here in your own thread. Well done!
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.... I only made it to 9. HOW DID I MISS THIS AND WHY AM I NOT IN THE TOP 3!!?
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After last night, I demand that recount as two more votes will be for me for the top.....
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Corn ends up in a lot of things.
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Idaho is the weirdest looking state in the Union. It’s like someone started drawing a line on the left hand side, dozed off halfway thru but recovered nicely, took a left turn, was feeling good, took another left turn, and then did 4 bags of coke and lost their goddamn mind.
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let's make a state that looks like Florida, acts like Florida, but is 1/2 Australian outback and 1/2 Forest.
I got chu.
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Idaho: we’re like Florida, but inverted and inbred.
What’s drinking tonight, boys? Let’s get this shenanigans going again. Lol
I just made an old fashioned with OGD114. But I cheated and used the Barsmith old fashioned mix. It says 2:1 ratio but I think it’s too much. I do 4:1.
I just made an old fashioned with OGD114. But I cheated and used the Barsmith old fashioned mix. It says 2:1 ratio but I think it’s too much. I do 4:1.
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Nothing fun tonight. Riding my sober streak till DiD so I'm way worse.
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That’s like a big leaguer riding a hitless streak.
If you don’t train, you might as give up your heavy glass cocktail glass to a kid that will use it.
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I know, right. I haven't drank this week and it's still been a shit show....
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I'd be the douche who swings with that and he gets hooked on a door handle while I breaks 2 fingers while the entire Carls Jr is staring at me ....
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God... Just hearing you talk is like being in a chuck e cheese on acid. Just constant flapping.
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