F'N off in my own subforum (2 Viewers)

[Josh Kifer]

False, false, true, false

You are correct. He prob has more than 473 bottles. It's wild.....

 

[Josh Kifer]

Gross.

I drink my bourbon straight from the bottle, standing in the kitchen and staring at the clock like a civilized human being.

Are you staring at kids playing basketball on the street, then the street is MADE FOR CARS. TIME TO CALL THE COPS.

 

[demonnic]

Kifer got me hooked on bourbon. Now I have 473 bottles. My wife hates him now!

Just kidding. She loves him.

You know you can throw those out when they're empty, right? They're taking up valuable room that could be used for chips!

also, I'm honestly not sure if I could pick between bourbon and rum. They're both my special children.

 

[Josh Kifer]

You know you can throw those out when they're empty, right? They're taking up valuable room that could be used for chips!

also, I'm honestly not sure if I could pick between bourbon and rum. They're both my special children.

I thought @bergs and I were the special children around here ....

Oh ... That's a different kind of special.

 

[demonnic]

I thought @bergs and I were the special children around here ....

Oh ... That's a different kind of special.

You're my special kid too, but I can admit I pick favorites....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Are you staring at kids playing basketball on the street, then the street is MADE FOR CARS. TIME TO CALL THE COPS.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Kind of pissed off right now.

I made a Manhattan, even had to go upstairs to get a fresh bottle, and there were only like 4 new posts in this thread.

 

[Saoliver]

False, false, true, false

Shit. I forgot you have access to my OnlyDrams.

Correction: 472 bottles, with a few pending.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Kind of pissed off right now.

I made a Manhattan, even had to go upstairs to get a fresh bottle, and there were only like 4 new posts in this thread.

Light the bacon... Er . I mean Beacons.

 

[Saoliver]

Kind of pissed off right now.

I made a Manhattan, even had to go upstairs to get a fresh bottle, and there were only like 4 new posts in this thread.

What did you use? And why no pron showcase?!

 

[Josh Kifer]

Kind of pissed off right now.

I made a Manhattan, even had to go upstairs to get a fresh bottle, and there were only like 4 new posts in this thread.

There is like 4 of us. So .. really. We're all putting in work....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

What did you use? And why no pron showcase?!

Rare Breed, Carpano, Angostura, and Luxardo cherries.

Jar is almost empty, time to take out a second mortgage and get another.

 

[demonnic]

Mixing takes time, and apparently I have a quota to keep up. I guess it's Bulleit bourbon straight from the bottle tonight

 

[Schmendr1ck]

There is like 4 of us. So .. really. We're all putting in work....

What do you call that again, when a bunch of jerks sit in a circle and try to make each other happy?

 

[Saoliver]

You know you can throw those out when they're empty, right? They're taking up valuable room that could be used for chips!

also, I'm honestly not sure if I could pick between bourbon and rum. They're both my special children.

It’s true tho. I have a problem… I don’t drink fast enough.

Any time my kid goes in my whiskey room, he sighs and says, “That could have been a vacation to Hawaii.” I have no idea where he heard that. Also, I don’t have the heart to tell them it could have been 3 vacations to Hawaii.

 

[Josh Kifer]

What do you call that again, when a bunch of jerks sit in a circle and try to make each other happy?

PCF?

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Any time my kid goes in my whiskey room, he sighs and says, “That could have been a vacation to Hawaii.”

Ouch.

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

BUT HAVE YOU TATER??! HAVE YOU?!! ILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU MISSED.

Spoiler: What you missed

Why did I think it was going to be a certain world leader on a cracker?

 

[Schmendr1ck]

PCF?

 

[demonnic]

It’s true tho. I have a problem… I don’t drink fast enough.

Any time my kid goes in my whiskey room, he sighs and says, “That could have been a vacation to Hawaii.” I have no idea where he heard that. Also, I don’t have the heart to tell them it could have been 3 vacations to Hawaii.

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holy crap, and I was -just- in the Seattle Area too. lol

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Why did I think it was going to be a certain world leader on a cracker?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Why did I think it was going to be a certain world leader on a cracker?

I'm not @jpietrella

I cant copy that kinda artistic ability.....

 

[Josh Kifer]

 

[Josh Kifer]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I think I'm in the mid 70s now. I counted 85 a couple weeks ago, and since then I've killed off several close-to-empty bottles and taken a few to a Kiwanis convention last weekend.

Guess it's time to go into acquisition mode again.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I think I'm in the mid 70s now. I counted 85 a couple weeks ago, and since then I've killed off several close-to-empty bottles and taken a few to a Kiwanis convention last weekend.

Guess it's time to go into acquisition mode again.

 

[Saoliver]

Rare Breed, Carpano, Angostura, and Luxardo cherries.

Jar is almost empty, time to take out a second mortgage and get another.

Fuck the jar. Get the (small) can.

I love @detroitdad glass so much that I ordered some of my own. Coming soon.

 

[Saoliver]

I'm not @jpietrella

I cant copy that kinda artistic ability.....

But you have an art degree!

 

[Saoliver]

I think I'm in the mid 70s now. I counted 85 a couple weeks ago, and since then I've killed off several close-to-empty bottles and taken a few to a Kiwanis convention last weekend.

Guess it's time to go into acquisition mode again.

 

[demonnic]

Not sure if this means I'm a drunk because I tend to drink them as fast as I get them, or if it just means I lack ambition.