F'N off in my own subforum (2 Viewers)

[Josh Kifer]

Also because I failed Scott last time:

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Did you fail him because you needed to deworm your cat?

 

[Josh Kifer]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Did you fail him because you needed to deworm your cat?

No.

Dammit, no.

Okay, YES. BUT I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD. I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!

 

[Josh Kifer]

I actually found video of @bergs and I.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

This is brutal.

 

[Josh Kifer]

This is brutal.

Oh, so you don't like documentaries. Got it.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Oh, so you don't like documentaries. Got it.

I still remember the great Fareway vs Hy-Vee wars when I briefly lived in Iowa.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Was it when you were center for the University of Iowa?

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Was it when you were center for the University of Iowa?

Iowa State, biotch.

Actually, I did video game development for a company in Ames.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Iowa State, biotch.

Actually, I did video game development for a company in Ames.

Lies. You were probably sinning.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Lies. You were probably sinning.

 

[merkong]

If your bored or paying penance for something find me that thread where that noob trolled a bunch of us and put out the A-Hole rankings.

I’m #4

 

[bergs]

Iowa State, biotch.

Actually, I did video game development for a company in Ames.

What was it like developing Burger Time?

 

[bergs]

What do you call that again, when a bunch of jerks sit in a circle and try to make each other happy?

Poker

 

[bergs]

Not sure if this means I'm a drunk because I tend to drink them as fast as I get them, or if it just means I lack ambition.

….

 

[bergs]

After some deep "sELf ReFlEcTiOn" on everything I've done wrong on PCF, I'm just gonna stay in this post for the time being since I cant log off because of jobs I gotta wrap & mail. So I'm just sticking here for the time being.

So. Contest for random shit or gifs? It's either that or I'll offend everyone until they demand my banning.

@bergs I blame you for this.

I handled my midlife crisis neatly with 21 straight losing poker sessions as self punishment for my life’s decisions, countless amounts of booze to forget, and several packages of Hostess Cup Cakes to remind myself that i’lll be ok.

You’re handling yours by typing in mixed case like a millenial and monopolizing the Wi-Fi at TCBY while sending me PMs literally crying about the gentrification of potato farms all around you.

Man the fuck up. Go drain a bottle of bourbon. Get in a bar fight. Eat 47 HoHos. Handle your shit like a man and stop asking for 38 samples at Baskin-Robbins. It doesn’t matter how many times you take off your hat and your sweatshirt - you’re sitting right there - they know who you are bro.

 

[bergs]

Gross.

I drink my bourbon straight from the bottle, standing in the kitchen and staring at the clock like a civilized human being.

Mmmm, raw dogging the 1950s experience. What’s it like eating frozen Hungry Man dinners without heating them up first?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Man the fuck up. Go drain a bottle of bourbon. Get in a bar fight. Eat 47 HoHos. Handle your shit like a man and stop asking for 38 samples at Baskin-Robbins. It doesn’t matter how many times you take off your hat and your sweatshirt - you’re sitting right there - they know who you are bro.

DiD is in 3 weeks. I'm not doing this twice in a month....

 

[chippitydoodah]

 

[Josh Kifer]

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i loom over the state... Bringing it downnnn

 

[demonnic]

ok, someone help the newbie out, what's DiD?

 

[Josh Kifer]

ok, someone help the newbie out, what's DiD?

Degen in Dallas. Craig's meetup. Coming up in a few weeks. It's a rather large group of degeneracy, poker, old fashions, and piles and piles of food.

 

[chippitydoodah]

i loom over the state... Bringing it downnnn

Joshaho?

 

[demonnic]

Degen in Dallas. Craig's meetup. Coming up in a few weeks. It's a rather large group of degeneracy, poker, old fashions, and piles and piles of food.

Ahh, thanks. Sounds like fun

 

[chippitydoodah]

Idafer?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Joshaho?

We workgrouped it and it just didn't flow off the tongue very well.....

 

[Josh Kifer]

Idafer?

Well, found the name for my next dog ... Thank you!

 

[Josh Kifer]

IDAFER, DID YOU PUKE IN THE OFFICE AGAIN!!?.. goddamnit.... That's velour. Ugh.

 

[Josh Kifer]

If your bored or paying penance for something find me that thread where that noob trolled a bunch of us and put out the A-Hole rankings.

I’m #4

.....HOW DID I NOT MAKE THE LIST?

 

[Josh Kifer]

What was it like developing Burger Time?