No YouTube fame in this post…just a list of bad beats and a chip pics from an expensive (down 20k), but excellent ‘22 Vegas
Bad Beat #1: Took Southwest Airlines, got an aisle seat, last to board is none other than 7’0”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Bingham_Jr (the whole mavs summer league team on the flight, fuck you mark Cuban charter these guys a jet please) I do the humane thing and moved to the middle. We both suffered.
Bad beat #2: get wrecked in the $400 deep stack, win 0 hands
Bad beat #3: get wrecked in $200 deep stack, while the last all-in run out occurs before the river is dealt, and this is 100% true, there is a guy, with a starting stack in hand and my seat card. Never seen that before. Usually my seat card only given out AFTER I bust. lol wow
Bad beat #4: main event line, after already registering, is like an hour long
Bad beat #5: Chris “BigHuni” hunichen does an expert level chat-n-cut, instead of calling him on it I just ask him if my mirror glasses are douchey and he gives me the bad news
Bad beat #6: Bluff off my main stack on an ridiculously soft table because of blockers and the stupid randomizer I committed to
Bad beat #7: I play razz because of how funny I think it’d be to win a razz bracelet
Bad beat #8: I try to inebriatedly tell my 7’0” Marcus Bingham story and the table says “is that the end I thought you were going somewhere with that”
Bad beat #9: start with A523, end with A523T5T
Bad beat #10: AA < JJ in MGM mystery bounty
Bad beat #11: go to aria daily get 22 in 5 ways against AK, AJ, AQ, and KJ. They had each other’s outs!
Bad beat #12: mgm mystery bounty still open reg, and in overlay…option 1 is hike back to ballys in 110 heat and grab cash from the room safe…
Bad beat #12 (part 2): yes I’m approved for mgm line of credit, congrats frog; no frog you can only pull a marker at tables not slots or poker
Bad beat #13: run to ballys (hello Walgreens yes one miller latte for frog please), run back to mgm (hello Walgreens one more miller latte for frog please), rejam JJ on the BU over some open somewhere, BB wakes up with KK
“Bad” beat #14: Tiltedly 4bet A9dd to 27k in the one drop, IP Brazilian soul reads me and 5 bets to 42k (the classic 1.6x) with JJ, runout AJ488, SPR 0.5, that’s a river snap call for frog because how is that not QQ, GG
Vegas is cool though.