Bluegrass Poker
Flush
I’d rather have the hot dog roller in the background.
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (25 Viewers)
- Thread starter manamongkids
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Wow. That red velveteen table either came from the back room of a strip club or a fortune teller. But hey, if it works with your decor, go for it.
BigChief
Straight
I missed the hot dog roller!!!
tabletalker7
Full House
How do you miss something as important as that?!?
bigdonkey
Straight
Anyone who's ever vacationed in the Poconos has probably slept (or not slept) on this thing. If you enjoy your chips covered in hooker juice, this is a must buy.
BigChief
Straight
Very true! There’s no way I’d stay in any of those places anymore! What was I thinking?!?
Suited speed cloth ain't got shit on grandma's old couch.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2756910431218396/?ref=facebook_story_share
The seller is the official spokesperson for the Sex Offender Registry
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2756910431218396/?ref=facebook_story_share
The seller is the official spokesperson for the Sex Offender Registry
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
I’m not making an offer until I know the seller’s opinion on whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not!
It kinda looks like it was upholstered with some old flannel pyjamas.
Silver_Fiend
Flush
I just want to know WTF those "cup holders" are. Look like some kind of PVC pipe abominations.
Reminded me of Super Mario Bros.
tabletalker7
Full House
NO WAY I am letting some fireball shooting venus fly trap touch my beer
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Buyer: "Why are you selling the table?"
Seller: "I put my can of beer in the cupholder, and it never came back out"
Seller: "I put my can of beer in the cupholder, and it never came back out"
I must admit, this might be my favorite thread on this forum, never disappoints with pictures or comments
and some of the best WTF moments
and some of the best WTF moments
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
BonScot
Straight Flush
Maybe pay that if it came WITH the house in the background
So, did they set it out for trash collection, or is that where they found it?
I wouldn't pay 3k Zimbabwean dollars for that.
grebe
Full House
Perfect for the extremely tall....until you need to stand up.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
...but they knocked $1000 off the price! How can you pass when you are saving a thousand dollars!
BigChief
Straight
Found another sweet table! This one has some sort of fake purple leather on the playing surface and pimped out gold cup holders!! Only $700!
With the pimped-out table like that, I can't believe they're using slugged dice chips.
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
Find a lakers fan and they’ll make a sale. LOL
Silver_Fiend
Flush
Do those sweet dice chips come with it? I would love some close up on what I can only pray are some version of "pimp cards" in the pic. I may just put it the back of my truck for a rolling pimp-poker game.
BigChief
Straight
The ad says “Take your poker night to a whole new level...”. Am I missing something, or are those two shallow cup holders per player? Only $500!
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