Fugly Poker Table Thread (35 Viewers)

[Hot Nuts]

This came through my search. Just a buck a chip, good price?

Poker chips set (500pcs)​

$499
Listed 21 hours ago in Irvine, CA

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...wse_serp:f0a2d398-8f27-4754-ada9-1ae655ba7813

 

[Hot Nuts]

Oak Poker Table​

$60

Very nice hand made oak table with a green felt topping and an insert included to extend the length of the table. The felt is set up for a poker table, but can be removed if preferred to make a nice dining table. No chairs included. In good shape and is solid oak. Will take $60 or 3 12 packs of tower stations.

That's all folks. Was just taking a wellness break. Didn't work. Now I'm on tilt!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Somebody needs to lock @Hot Nuts Facebook account.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Somebody needs to lock @Hot Nuts Facebook account.

I'd be fine with that. Quantity over "quality" for this thread.

 

[navels]

 

[moordb]

I have one, too! Although my research put it to the 40s, I believe. I picked it up almost 20 years ago from a guy on Craigslist who was “the baby” of his poker group at age 75, and it was getting too hard to pull games together anymore. Not the best looking table and I don’t care for the trays, but it gets the job done and we respect the history for sure.

What do you have to go ruining our table bashing party with all your fancy book learning?

 

[Himewad]

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Nice legs

 

[Mudfever]

$650

Inlaid granite. Marine grade fabric elbow rests with cupholders. Seats 8. 4'8" x 6'8". Needs a base.

I would recommend a very sturdy base…

Mud

 

[AlbinoDragon]

I would recommend a very sturdy base…

A sturdy base not to mention the forklift to get it out of the truck and small army of helpers to get it through the door and into the house!

 

[Machine]

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$650

Inlaid granite. Marine grade fabric elbow rests with cupholders. Seats 8. 4'8" x 6'8". Needs a base.

I would recommend a very sturdy base…

Mud

JFC kill me now, look at the quality of stitching on that, those cup holders are decently installed, the design on the granite is spot on, WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND goes, I know, I'll make a poker table out of granite?!

 

[Poker Zombie]

JFC kill me now, look at the quality of stitching on that, those cup holders are decently installed, the design on the granite is spot on, WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND goes, I know, I'll make a poker table out of granite?!

The guy with felt cards and padded poker chips.

 

[chipinla]

This table is fine but what is going on with those “chairs”?..

 

[Himewad]

This table is fine but what is going on with those “chairs”?..

They can be sat on, and are also useful to measure the appropriate amount of spaghetti for eight people.

 

[chipinla]

They can be sat on, and are also useful to measure the appropriate amount of spaghetti for eight people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA I actually thought these were something from Ikea and there they are for $8.99

 

[Sparkynutz]

JFC kill me now, look at the quality of stitching on that, those cup holders are decently installed, the design on the granite is spot on, WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND goes, I know, I'll make a poker table out of granite?!

Someone that's sick of their players spilling drinks or pounding their fists on the table?

I bet chips don't last long on it tho.

 

[eightyWon]

Marketplace is on fire today…
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"IN CASE OF BUSTO, BREAK GLASS"

 

[DerFabo]

Found this on eBay:

A poker table without rail for bar chairs. I mean... Everytime you let a card or a chip fall down... And this will happen offen...

 

[merkong]

“My back!”

 

[cpac54]

Glad he did not kill any Texas cows for this nightmare. Hard to believe it was “never used”.

Description: Real Brazilian Cowhide rim, real barb wire and wood designs coated with epoxy. Faux ostrich trim below table. Built it myself from an old generic poker table. Never used. $1000

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Did… did he expoy finish the god-damn playing surface?

Questions. I have many.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Found this on eBay:

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A poker table without rail for bar chairs. I mean... Everytime you let a card or a chip fall down... And this will happen offen...

I learned German 30 years ago for a trip, and havent used it since, but I think I can still translate...

Hello,

I very much hate pokerchips for bar poker. (Cupholders are important to protect the beer)
Measurements are in metric, so nobody will know what it means.
Chips die when they hit hard tiles with
Zero padding.

 

[DerFabo]

I very much hate pokerchips for bar poker. (Cupholders are important to protect the beer)
Measurements are in metric, so nobody will know what it means.
Chips die when they hit hard tiles with
Zero padding.

Thats almost correct!

But i have to fight you over the metric opinion!
Its much more understandable than this 1/8" or 1/16" crap you guys always reffer to.

Jokes aside... I always get headaches from your measurement system.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Thats almost correct!

But i have to fight you over the metric opinion!
Its much more understandable than this 1/8" or 1/16" crap you guys always reffer to.

Jokes aside... I always get headaches from your measurement system.

I certainly wont fight it. I've been wishing the country would go metric for 40 years! I learned the metric system in the 6th grade and have never figured out why we stick with the imperial system.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[LotsOfChips]

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So that's where all of those trucker mudflaps went...

 

[allforcharity]

Holy shit, that's awful!
Are those teardrop trays supposed to be functional?

 

[merkong]

Looks like something from my wife’s Dungeon.

 

[merkong]

Looks like something from my wife’s Dungeon.

Yep. I recognize those repurposed paddles.

 

[BGinGA]

Holy shit, that's awful!
Are those teardrop trays supposed to be functional?

I thought they were seats. New meaning for 'straddle'.

 

[DerFabo]

I thought they were seats. New meaning for 'straddle'.

I also thought they were seats

 

[Poker Zombie]

Looks fine to me...