Fugly Poker Table Thread (36 Viewers)

[Tonysquander]

 

[TonZaga]

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Already sold...

 

[allforcharity]

Stay classy, Laporte....

 

[LotsOfChips]

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Poker T&A-ble

 

[BGinGA]

Prototype for Hustler Casino.

 

[Sparkynutz]

 

[TonZaga]

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I'm a Steelers fan but admit that thing is an atrocity!!

 

[Poker Zombie]

I just want to message her and ask WTF is up with the center cupholder.

 

[Sparkynutz]

I just want to message her and ask WTF is up with the center cupholder.

I've seen these used outside with center hole to hold an umbrella. Or maybe it's a chip hole?

 

[Poker Zombie]

I've seen these used outside with center hole to hold an umbrella. Or maybe it's a chip hole?

Maybe it's 3' of padded rail, and that "cup" is just the dropdown to the felt surface.

 

[10centguitar]

Not sure if this has been posted. Can be yours for $85

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not sure if this has been posted. Can be yours for $85View attachment 1109125

$20 says it smells like old cat-lady.

 

[Riddler409]

Here’s a winner

 

[10centguitar]

I hear this shape table has been gaining some traction in cardrooms across the country...

 

[10centguitar]

Here’s a winner
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Oof

 

[Poker Zombie]

I hear this shape table has been gaining some traction in cardrooms across the country...

Good for small apartments where your table is flat against the wall.

 

[dmoney]

Not a table, but fugly nonetheless.

when you see it

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not a table, but fugly nonetheless.

when you see it

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This is why we need a vomit-reaction emoji

 

[Chrisja77]

I used to believe there was no such thing as an ugly poker table…and there are a few I’ve seen in this post that aren’t my taste but I can still appreciate them.

But this…

This is an abomination.

 

[Tonysquander]

Geez…my fellow Texans just love their cow tables. As a bonus, on table one you can belly up and get gored to boot.

 

[Poker Zombie]

$1000? Does it include the house trailer home?

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker Table $400​

Holes. Lots of holes.

 

[Tonysquander]

Oh, hi, NOOOOO

 

[Poker Zombie]

Poker Table $400​

Holes. Lots of holes.

Now, every time someone says "Holy shit", this will be the image that comes to mind.

 

[bigdonkey]

Only $400.

 

[LotsOfChips]

Only $400.

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Slide out…. rail??

 

[bigdonkey]

Slide out…. rail??

It's a rail on rails! In case your arms are too long and you keep reaching across the table and stealing other peoples' chips.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[upNdown]

Only $400.

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I LOVE the slide-out rail! It’s the dumbest idea ever and totally useless but I applaud the effort. Dare to do something cool!

 

[MrCatPants]

Only $400.

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Board room table for a bird corporation.