Fugly Poker Table Thread (22 Viewers)

[BGinGA]

The period after the first sentence declaration got me.

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

The period after the first sentence declaration got me.

Which reminds me of my favorite shirt of PZ's....

"God is Dead"
- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is Dead"
- God


It's amazing how many people stop reading and get mad after the first quote.

 

[LowerBama1714]

Not the worst…still stupid looking, though.

 

[AlbinoDragon]

Not the worst…still stupid looking, though.

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Poker or billiards???

 

[allforcharity]

It's like everybody has a dealer cutout!

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

I know it’s not technically a poker table but it is only $100 and like new.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I know it’s not technically a poker table but it is only $100 and like new.

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If that's "Like new", heavily used must look like...

Spoiler

 

[allforcharity]

How can you even tell that it's supposed to be a blackjack table?

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

How can you even tell that it's supposed to be a blackjack table?

That is a fair question for which I have no answer. LOL.

 

[LotsOfChips]

How can you even tell that it's supposed to be a blackjack table?

Because the ad says so…?

 

[Chipandchair]

Identifies as a blackjack table

 

[chipinla]

 

[JZPdub]

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It's the Mikhail Gorbachev of poker tables

 

[BGinGA]

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I've seen this test before, gimme a minute.....

 

[allforcharity]

That's gotta be vomit

 

[tabletalker7]

That's gotta be vomit

I thought someone wasn't quite housebroken yet and had a little accident

 

[Poker Zombie]

Clearly, the man was shot or stabbed. In his last dying actions, he cleaned up from the poker night and put the table away before he expired.

RIP well-trained husband.

 

[navels]

proportion . . .

 

[LeGold]

proportion . . .

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Looks like a chipper's table! Place for MOARRRR!

 

[Poker Zombie]

The woodwork on that looks pretty impressive. Why he then topped it with a shitty felt that would pill if you slid a glance across the table is just bizarre.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

16 of us need to get together for a one table game

 

[Chipandchair]

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12 handed lol

 

[Schmendr1ck]

12 handed lol

Yeah, my preflop range is AA.

 

[LotsOfChips]

Yeah, my preflop range is AA.

But only in position!

 

[Chipandchair]

Yeah, my preflop range is AA.

But up to 22 can play!

 

[Mongoose]

Which reminds me of my favorite shirt of PZ's....

"God is Dead"
- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is Dead"
- God


It's amazing how many people stop reading and get mad after the first quote.

Love it. Freakin classic!

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Deal me in!

 

[Machine]

Which reminds me of my favorite shirt of PZ's....

"God is Dead"
- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is Dead"
- God


It's amazing how many people stop reading and get mad after the first quote.

I got mad after the second quote, can you cite sources

 

[chipinla]