Fugly Poker Table Thread (33 Viewers)

[chipinla]

 

[Beakertwang]

umm...

Here's the link, inn case anyone is interested.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...wse_serp:c6b19185-db58-4aa6-a280-ed72b876a607

 

[allforcharity]

There are 12 cards missing. Someone is cheating!

 

[tabletalker7]

umm...
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Is this a putting green that identifies as a poker table?

 

[Kentucky]

Is this a putting green that identifies as a poker table?

For making that comment you get to sit in a seat where you are only allowed one drink.

 

[Poker Zombie]

For making that comment you get to sit in a seat where you are only allowed one drink.

All the seats only have 1 cup holder. The rest have one cup holder and one cup dropper.

 

[tabletalker7]

For making that comment you get to sit in a seat where you are only allowed one drink.

Is my caddy bringing me that drink?

 

[Hot Nuts]

So many fugly tables, we are starting to post pics of tables previously posted. I'm probably guilty myself.

 

[Poker Zombie]

So many fugly tables, we are starting to post pics of tables previously posted. I'm probably guilty myself.

I know - I mean, how are these "one of a kind" masterpieces still for sale?

 

[Dodger]

 

[allforcharity]

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Perfect when you are 12-handed but have absolutely no legs.

 

[Benjaminotaur]

Perfect when you are 12-handed but have absolutely no legs.

You can start with legs if you want. The table will take care of them for you

 

[Poker Zombie]

After all these years, I may have finally figured out why the Aladdin closed

 

[Dodger]

 

[allforcharity]

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At least it's helpful indicating which direction to push your chips.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Benjaminotaur]

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That’s going to devolve quickly into everyone raking the pot Hungry Hungry Hippos style

 

[allforcharity]

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Is this a poker table or a button from the Jolly Green Giant's pajama bottom?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

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I'm way behind on this thread. I actually like this. Can you see for me if it's still available?

 

[BonScot]

I tell thee lad, LUXURY!!

 

[chipinla]

I tell thee lad, LUXURY!!

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[Poker Zombie]

Compared to the tables in this thread, that Is Mercedes-level luxury.

 

[WedgeRock]

"Foldable" and "luxury" are incongruous.

 

[pluto]

- in table cup holders
- fabric racetrack
- extra long
- $700
- certainly not an old conference room table

Who wants me to hold this for them?

 

[Hot Nuts]

Penn State Poker Table $100​

Homemade Penn State Poker table. Needs some TLC as it's been in storage for awhile.

Great for both Nits and Lions.

Are those wristbands on the rail?

 

[allforcharity]

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Wow, this is bad.

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Wow, this is worse!

Anyone want to go for the hat trick, today?

 

[chipinla]

Wow, this is bad.



Wow, this is worse!

Anyone want to go for the hat trick, today?

Raise.

 

[allforcharity]

Raise.
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Previously posted. And this table (IMHO) is not objectively "worse" than the last. Try again.

 

[chipinla]

Previously posted. And this table (IMHO) is not objectively "worse" than the last. Try again.

Na. I’ll leave it to you champ.

 

[BonScot]

I feel that the lack of poker table availability in the UK brings out the creative juices…