Fugly Poker Table Thread (26 Viewers)

[EastCoastCali]

Poker table $200​

• Condition
  Used - Good

Poker table not a cheep card table. Solid heavy. Will seat up to 9.

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Creative base. You can roll it anywhere like str8 to the dump.

Is there a reason no one cleans them off or vacuums them before taking pictures? It's unreal how many I've seen that say in good condition that have clearly been licked and dipped into fun-dip at some point in time...

 

[Hot Nuts]

True but if they are dumb enough to build this crap, they are not going to be smart enough to understand advertising.

 

[EastCoastCali]

True but if they are dumb enough to build this crap, they are not going to be smart enough to understand advertising.

Toucheeee...

 

[upNdown]

This guy just posted in a Facebook group, recruiting for his league.
I can’t imagine what goes through people’s minds - that circle on octagon is just a strange choice. What could possibly be underneath that’s worse? And check out the playing surface on the oval table in the background.

 

[Hot Nuts]

This guy just posted in a Facebook group, recruiting for his league.
I can’t imagine what goes through people’s minds - that circle on octagon is just a strange choice. What could possibly be underneath that’s worse? And check out the playing surface on the oval table in the background.

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Lazy Susan so you don't have to pass the dealer button, but you either have to pick up all of your chips or pass them on to your left.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

This is why I never try to make my own rail. This guy has some skills and I think he really tried on this one. Unfortunately, this table is FUGLY

 

[Nymor]

... but you either have to pick up all of your chips or pass them on to your left.

 

[horseshoez]

It's been a while since I had a peek in this thread and I'm glad I checked it again. Almost got my entire daily dose of laughter reading some of this stuff hahahahaha

 

[Labrat]

This is why I never try to make my own rail. This guy has some skills and I think he really tried on this one. Unfortunately, this table is FUGLYView attachment 1326749

Well, you're not supposed to make them from suitjackets picked up at the thrift store.

 

[EastCoastCali]

Well, you're not supposed to make them from suitjackets picked up at the thrift store.

Looks like he just cut the legs of the suit and fed the rail thru the pant leg

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Well, you're not supposed to make them from suitjackets picked up at the thrift store.

Hahaha I LOL’D. I was thinking it was a high durability couch material. The suit jackets from the thrift store could not have been better

 

[Labrat]

Looks like he just cut the legs of the suit and fed the rail thru the pant leg

Cuffs and all.

 

[Taghkanic]

Poker/game table​

$900 · In stock
Listed in Apex, NC @Billy Baroo

Straight out of my shop. Custom/one of a kind, 8-sided, poker/game table with full 4 foot playing surface covered in pro felt. Finished with padded edges covered in Persian silk and trimmed with maple corners. Solid maple legs and 3 inch drink shelf. Base: 32" x 32" Height: 30" inches off of the floor. Weight: just under 96 lbs. Colors: top felt is darker red. padding silk is shifting shades of lighter reds. trim and table base are painted linen white. Included accessories: Persian silk matching dust cover and caddy with cards and poker chips. Please feel free to make me an offer.


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Save me a corner seat, I hate legroom

 

[BGinGA]

This guy just posted in a Facebook group, recruiting for his league.
I can’t imagine what goes through people’s minds - that circle on octagon is just a strange choice. What could possibly be underneath that’s worse? And check out the playing surface on the oval table in the background.

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Love the cat. "Da fuq?"

 

[EastCoastCali]

Ooof. Anyone know if Paulson makes arm pads?

 

[Poker Zombie]

At least it'll burn easily.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Ooof. Anyone know if Paulson makes arm pads?

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My hemorrhoids just called and said those chairs are -ev

 

[upNdown]

My hemorrhoids just called and said those chairs are -ev

No, the “you know you’re getting old” thread is over there —->

 

[Mushmanchuman]

No, the “you know you’re getting old” thread is over there —->

Funny you should mention that. An old man told me once:

“Eat all your veggies and don’t push too hard”

I didn’t listen

 

[MrCatPants]

I always feel a little sad when there is an aspect that clearly took time and skill. Marquetry, used for this.

 

[Statesvegas]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...wse_serp:7585c43b-3ab0-456e-aa02-3c15c4279a6f

 

[drdr]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/7814600971933751/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:7585c43b-3ab0-456e-aa02-3c15c4279a6f

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Is that... um... vinyl/pleather in the center? Woah.

 

[upNdown]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/7814600971933751/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:7585c43b-3ab0-456e-aa02-3c15c4279a6f

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is that table ten feet long?

 

[pipdenny]

I hate everything about this

 

[EastCoastCali]

Good god...

I feel like these tables are getting worse and worse...

 

[Poker Zombie]

is that table ten feet long?

I think regulation shuffleboard tables are 22' long.

 

[MrCatPants]

I hate everything about this

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6k? Wtf?

 

[Hot Nuts]

Only 1 pic, the underside of the table (I think)....in pieces w/ a hole for cups.

Poker table 10 seats​

$175
Listed 3 days ago in Huntsville, AL

 

[LotsOfChips]

Only 1 pic, the underside of the table (I think)....in pieces w/ a hole for cups.

Poker table 10 seats​

$175
Listed 3 days ago in Huntsville, AL

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WT actual F???

 

[EastCoastCali]

Only 1 pic, the underside of the table (I think)....in pieces w/ a hole for cups.

Poker table 10 seats​

$175
Listed 3 days ago in Huntsville, AL

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Who the F takes that one picture and is like...