BigJackJones
Straight
I can actually smell this table through my phone.
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (23 Viewers)
- Thread starter manamongkids
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Fugly or fantastic? Way too much happening for my tastes so I’m going with fugly.
It’s got a little bit of a Munsters look to it. Wireless charging pads in the rail are cool though.
Isn't there a patent on that?
tabletalker7
Full House
Fugtastic.
Worse than fugly. Because it's fugly and expensive! It's expugly!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
It is fine to ask for a burger with everything. The same is not true for poker tables.
drdr
Straight
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
Dodger
Flush
I don’t know. Needs a few suits so we know it’s related to poker.
Perfect for 12 handed games. And the dry erase board sections are perfect for taking notes about other players or their moms.
So tell us about the part of your games where you talk about your moms?
I talk about other players’ moms all the time.
I told a guy just the other night that they used to be called jumpolines until his mom got on one.
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EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
This description really confuses me…also, it looks like the table got Botox…
EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
Wow lol I read it quick after a few beers and thought it was just the one for sale. the price based on your specs part made zero sense to me...well don't I feel dumb...
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
He's not selling that table, he's selling custom tables. The $1 price is just to garner attention - clickbait, if you will.Wow lol I read it quick after a few beers and thought it was just the one for sale. the price based on your specs part made zero sense to me...well don't I feel dumb...
I see this a lot with lumber. "$1" with a photo of rough-cut, but you cant even buy a splinter for a buck.
EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
yea I cracked the code this morning lol. just read it wrong last night like a meathead.
EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
Dear god, it’s back with new pictures…
My favorite thing about this photo is that they proudly display their fancy poker chips (not included)
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Someday I will write a book. I'll call it "Rails: An introduction to Fugly"
tabletalker7
Full House
Might I recommend a title of "50 Shades of Trash"?
NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
"I have....unconventional desires"
*proceeds to showcase rails with wrinkly corners and racetracks taking up half the table.
This is table is a steal for $25! It's also pretty FUGLY.
I'm thinking about picking it up and adding RFID to it since the felt already has the spots marked to place the cards. The faded out spots could be re-drawn with some white chalk.
I'm thinking about picking it up and adding RFID to it since the felt already has the spots marked to place the cards. The faded out spots could be re-drawn with some white chalk.
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Dodger
Flush
Those are outlines of dead
EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
I agree! That is why I couldn't caption the photos. If this didn't have the wood race track and an upgraded felt it would be an alright table. I wonder if a flip up rail could be done on a oval style table.
EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
I honestly think if it was done right on a real nice table it could be very cool to open it and see horizontally racked chips ready to go.
yeah almost like a dealer tray. has your extra packs of cards, buttons, gum, etc.
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