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Fugly Poker Table Thread (28 Viewers)

Mushmanchuman said:
yeah almost like a dealer tray. has your extra packs of cards, buttons, gum, etc.
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Why?

Custom Poker/Card table​

$1,300

custom built, one-of-a-kind poker/card table with 3 leather benches. 56 inches round; 29.5 inches high on the outside edge; 33 inches high in the middle section. Table is well made and is very heavy. Can send other pics if interested. Can deliver if reasonable location. $1,300. If the post is up, it's available - I will not answer "is it available" messages and I will not give out my phone number - send me a real message if you are interested - I can spot a scammer a mile away and I will not respond so don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

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Hot Nuts said:
Why?

Custom Poker/Card table​

$1,300

custom built, one-of-a-kind poker/card table with 3 leather benches. 56 inches round; 29.5 inches high on the outside edge; 33 inches high in the middle section. Table is well made and is very heavy. Can send other pics if interested. Can deliver if reasonable location. $1,300. If the post is up, it's available - I will not answer "is it available" messages and I will not give out my phone number - send me a real message if you are interested - I can spot a scammer a mile away and I will not respond so don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

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“Ok, let me look across the table to see how many chips my opponent has. Nevemind”
 
Hot Nuts said:
Why?

Custom Poker/Card table​

$1,300

custom built, one-of-a-kind poker/card table with 3 leather benches. 56 inches round; 29.5 inches high on the outside edge; 33 inches high in the middle section. Table is well made and is very heavy. Can send other pics if interested. Can deliver if reasonable location. $1,300. If the post is up, it's available - I will not answer "is it available" messages and I will not give out my phone number - send me a real message if you are interested - I can spot a scammer a mile away and I will not respond so don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

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"I can spot a scammer a mile away"

Dude, your mirror is only a few feet away.
 
One of my regulars commissioned a Star Wars themed poker table, apparently sight-unseen. This is his first ever poker table. He's played on my table for a few years and knows that I've been hosting for 20+ years yet didn't mention anything until a few days before his new table was to be delivered. I mean, all he had to do was ask for a little advice.

Here is his new epoxy topped table we played on last Saturday...it was a complete failure. Obviously not built by anyone who ever played poker. Notice the slips of paper he was using so that the players could actually lift their cards off of the surface, without the paper under the cards it was almost impossible. There's a superfluous chip tray (self-dealt game) and the rail is a bit janky too.

He loves it though....at least that's what he said. He said he could get the guy to "fix" it by maybe creating a felt racetrack so you could at least pick up your hole cards. I told him that the playing surface needs to be felt, but he was having none of that. I'm hoping he will come to his senses, sell this monstrosity and buy a proper table.

I told him straight-up that I will never play on that table again.


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TheYeti said:
One of my regulars commissioned a Star Wars themed poker table, apparently sight-unseen. This is his first ever poker table. He's played on my table for a few years and knows that I've been hosting for 20+ years yet didn't mention anything until a few days before his new table was to be delivered. I mean, all he had to do was ask for a little advice.

Here is his new epoxy topped table we played on last Saturday...it was a complete failure. Obviously not built by anyone who ever played poker. Notice the slips of paper he was using so that the players could actually lift their cards off of the surface, without the paper under the cards it was almost impossible. There's a superfluous chip tray (self-dealt game) and the rail is a bit janky too.

He loves it though....at least that's what he said. He said he could get the guy to "fix" it by maybe creating a felt racetrack so you could at least pick up your hole cards. I told him that the playing surface needs to be felt, but he was having none of that. I'm hoping he will come to his senses, sell this monstrosity and buy a proper table.

I told him straight-up that I will never play on that table again.


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Cool concept for sure. That's about it. the makeshift legs, poor rail work .. UGH. What a shame
 
TheYeti said:
One of my regulars commissioned a Star Wars themed poker table, apparently sight-unseen. This is his first ever poker table. He's played on my table for a few years and knows that I've been hosting for 20+ years yet didn't mention anything until a few days before his new table was to be delivered. I mean, all he had to do was ask for a little advice.

Here is his new epoxy topped table we played on last Saturday...it was a complete failure. Obviously not built by anyone who ever played poker. Notice the slips of paper he was using so that the players could actually lift their cards off of the surface, without the paper under the cards it was almost impossible. There's a superfluous chip tray (self-dealt game) and the rail is a bit janky too.

He loves it though....at least that's what he said. He said he could get the guy to "fix" it by maybe creating a felt racetrack so you could at least pick up your hole cards. I told him that the playing surface needs to be felt, but he was having none of that. I'm hoping he will come to his senses, sell this monstrosity and buy a proper table.

I told him straight-up that I will never play on that table again.


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what a disaster!
Who orders a poker table with the absolute worst surface for playing cards? Talk about form over function.
This is upsetting.
 
He also ordered these "13.5g casino Quality Heavy Clay Composition Poker Chips" off of Amazon. I thought they would be bouncing all over the epoxy but I was wrong, the epoxy is soft enough so the chips would pretty much not bounce any more than they would on pad+felt. The chips were also not as bad as I was expecting, they actually stacked and shuffled pretty well.

However, he added on a pink $5K chip that was almost the exact same color as the purple $500. Again, if he just would have asked for a little advice.....
 
TheYeti said:
Not sure if you are aware, but this thread has more than a few epoxy playing surface tables. It's a travesty, for sure.
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Yeah I posted one a couple of pages back. It too was very upsetting. I just don’t understand it.
 
TheYeti said:
One of my regulars commissioned a Star Wars themed poker table, apparently sight-unseen. This is his first ever poker table. He's played on my table for a few years and knows that I've been hosting for 20+ years yet didn't mention anything until a few days before his new table was to be delivered. I mean, all he had to do was ask for a little advice.

Here is his new epoxy topped table we played on last Saturday...it was a complete failure. Obviously not built by anyone who ever played poker. Notice the slips of paper he was using so that the players could actually lift their cards off of the surface, without the paper under the cards it was almost impossible. There's a superfluous chip tray (self-dealt game) and the rail is a bit janky too.

He loves it though....at least that's what he said. He said he could get the guy to "fix" it by maybe creating a felt racetrack so you could at least pick up your hole cards. I told him that the playing surface needs to be felt, but he was having none of that. I'm hoping he will come to his senses, sell this monstrosity and buy a proper table.

I told him straight-up that I will never play on that table again.



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Is that dude straight up eating a plate of scrabbled eggs at the table?
 
Hot Nuts said:
Why?

Custom Poker/Card table​

$1,300

custom built, one-of-a-kind poker/card table with 3 leather benches. 56 inches round; 29.5 inches high on the outside edge; 33 inches high in the middle section. Table is well made and is very heavy. Can send other pics if interested. Can deliver if reasonable location. $1,300. If the post is up, it's available - I will not answer "is it available" messages and I will not give out my phone number - send me a real message if you are interested - I can spot a scammer a mile away and I will not respond so don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

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So...
... is it available?
 
Hot Nuts said:
Why?

Custom Poker/Card table​

$1,300

custom built, one-of-a-kind poker/card table with 3 leather benches. 56 inches round; 29.5 inches high on the outside edge; 33 inches high in the middle section. Table is well made and is very heavy. Can send other pics if interested. Can deliver if reasonable location. $1,300. If the post is up, it's available - I will not answer "is it available" messages and I will not give out my phone number - send me a real message if you are interested - I can spot a scammer a mile away and I will not respond so don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

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You mean not only can I try to pitch cards over a lazy susan, I can also cut off circulation to my lower legs? I'm in!
 

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