Fugly Poker Table Thread (39 Viewers)

[Klobberer]

 

[Sparty]

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Inspiration behind this table...

 

[justsomedude]

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[Poker Zombie]

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I LIKE RACETRACKS!

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

Another gem from CO! Really, some of the table building in this state is really embarrassing!(n) :thumbsdown:

 

[Jonesey07]

How the hell would that monstrosity cost over 2000 new, unless he is meaning pennies.

 

[Beakertwang]

How the hell would that monstrosity cost over 2000 new, unless he is meaning pennies.

Pesos, perhaps? Can’t fault a guy for trying to turn a profit.

 

[BladerR]

How the hell would that monstrosity cost over 2000 new, unless he is meaning pennies.

Maybe it came with a cemetery plot

 

[Poker Zombie]

It came with a body?

 

[justsomedude]

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Looks like this is a hot design trend...

 

[BGinGA]

Black holes. Keep getting smaller and smaller.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

For some reason these tables are making me hungry for one of my favorite candies...

 

[Jonesey07]

For some reason these tables are making me hungry for one of my favorite candies...

Those are so good. I need some now.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Those are so good. I need some now.

They're super easy to make (you probably have all the ingredients in your kitchen), and homemade buckeyes are 50x better than store-bought.

Make a double batch and ship half to me, please.

 

[Jonesey07]

They're super easy to make (you probably have all the ingredients in your kitchen), and homemade buckeyes are 50x better than store-bought.

Make a double batch and ship half to me, please.

what's your recipe? I've never made any myself.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

what's your recipe? I've never made any myself.

I usually wing it, but here's a good baseline recipe: Food Network buckeyes.

I recommend that you use a good dark chocolate. Also, when you make the peanut butter mixture, start with less powdered sugar and then add more 1/4-1/2 cup at a time until you get the sweetness that you like. (I prefer mine a bit less sweet than most people.) Finally, don't skip the chilling step, it helps the chocolate set faster.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker table - $500 (Floyd va)
Custom made
Cash only in person

 

[WedgeRock]

Poker table - $500 (Floyd va)
Custom made
Cash only in person

Wtf?!?!

 

[Klobberer]

The Iron Cross...table of choice in Brazil for expats.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Playing poker is like throwing money out the window. That table just makes the two activities easier.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Wtf are the holes for? Push pot in holes, spin lazy susan below to winner?

 

[Beakertwang]

Wtf?!?!

This table confuses and confounds me.

 

[WedgeRock]

This confuses and confounds me.

Agreed. Table needs to be moved to the Ugly Not a Poker Table thread.

 

[allforcharity]

It's a new game show. "Table or German War Memorabilia?"

 

[BGinGA]

Wtf are the holes for? Push pot in holes, spin lazy susan below to winner?

Yes. Pots are awarded to winning player by spinning lazy susan to appropriate position and dropping chips into lap under the table.

 

[WedgeRock]

Yes. Pots are awarded to winning player by spinning lazy susan to appropriate position and dropping chips into lap under the table.

Like a roulette table sorting hole... Got it.

 

[Beakertwang]

Poker table - $500 (Floyd va)
Custom made
Cash only in person

If the Fugly Poker Table thread were the Miss America pageant, this table would win Miss Congeniality.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Yes. Pots are awarded to winning player by spinning lazy susan to appropriate position and dropping chips into lap under the table.

Maybe it's Freddy Deeb's table. Made for going South.

 

[EventHorizonVII]

Definitely in the budget now.

 

[WedgeRock]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say if you have $9000 to spend on a poker table you're going to have one custom made to your specifications, not hunt for a $6000 savings on eBay.