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[allforcharity]

CLIFFS FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO READ THE OP:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Wow, I haven't watched Austin Powers in a very long time. Brings back memories of lots of laughter.

 

[CraigT78]

I will put up a interested thread after the SQM for Bridge / Jumbo version.

Poker forum and I'm the only one who likes poker size pfff

If you bring a couple of setups to SQM - I'll buy them from you (y) :thumbsup:

 

[Gunnar]

Great news !!! I have recovered my stolen set ! Now I have a secondary cash set

 

[andy699669]

Great news !!! I have recovered my stolen set ! Now I have a secondary cash set

Pr0n, Pr0n, PR0N!!!

 

[Gunnar]

Pr0n, Pr0n, PR0N!!!

Later when I have time playing atm

 

[k9dr]

Later when I have time playing atm

Hopefully you are not being an ATM

 

[andy699669]

Hopefully you are not being an ATM

*at the moment

 

[k9dr]

*at the moment

**automatic teller machine

 

[moose]

I would like to see the story of how you got your chips back.

 

[Gunnar]

I would like to see the story of how you got your chips back.

They wore stolen from a underground club that various people have access to. Suddenly saturday the owner walks in and the case was on the counter.

I had a founders fee on the case but nobody claimed it was just there like someone returned it.

 

[PaulsonCollector]

They wore stolen from a underground club that various people have access to. Suddenly saturday the owner walks in and the case was on the counter.

I had a founders fee on the case but nobody claimed it was just there like someone returned it.

Well, that's lucky. Good run at the tables and getting back your chips, what a day!

 

[andy699669]

They wore stolen from a underground club that various people have access to. Suddenly saturday the owner walks in and the case was on the counter.

I had a founders fee on the case but nobody claimed it was just there like someone returned it.

That's interesting to know, have fun with the chips!