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I was today years old when I… (17 Viewers)
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BonScot
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I finally got what this means…
Firstly Americans pronounce Putin differently from us in the UK.
Secondly I am now aware that the biscuit being ridden is a brand name.
We got there in the end…
Firstly Americans pronounce Putin differently from us in the UK.
Secondly I am now aware that the biscuit being ridden is a brand name.
We got there in the end…
RocAFella1
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Seeya, buddy. That gif is forbidden.
BonScot
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Really? Must have missed that. What’s controversial about it?
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Is he gone again!? Damn.
All he has to do is forget to ship some chips and host a meetup while banned. JPietrella3 status
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Eh, that's not even a ban, that's a timeout.
BonScot
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Half the jokes on here don’t translate for me so there’s sometimes a bit of work involved
Did you celebrate?
I was in the shop across the road buying some food and they had a bin full of ritz crackers and I had a eureka moment. Honestly I’m so proud of myself
WedgeRock
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BonScot
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Fucking horrible whatever they’re called
Yes, I've found that many heathens are unable to appreciate the finer things in life...Fucking horrible whatever they’re called
BonScot
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My missus likes them. The bed is not a pleasant place to be over the festive season.Yes, I've found that many heathens are unable to appreciate the finer things in life...
They are delicious sautéed after marinating in Irn-Bru.Fucking horrible whatever they’re called
BonScot
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Need to be covered in batter
Fucking horrible whatever they’re called
And this coming from a Scot, too.
Mesnik44
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No, he's not wrong...maybe because its that I'm 1/2 Scottish?
BonScot
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We’re not exactly known for our healthy diet
I wouldn't eat those green bitter turds even if they were battered and deep fried then wrapped in bacon.
*Don't misunderstand me, I'd eat the bacon and batter, just not the Brussels sprout
*Don't misunderstand me, I'd eat the bacon and batter, just not the Brussels sprout
Brussels sprouts halved, seared in bacon grease, then simmered in chicken stock garlic and onion powder are delicious.
BonScot
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FYI… this is a “Glasgow salad”
That’s how healthy we are.
That’s how healthy we are.
So the goal is to eliminate any possible taste of the Brussels sprout?
BonScot
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Exactly. Any dish that involves sprouts usually involves stronger flavours to hide the sprout taste. Be as well throwing the sprouts in the bin and having the bacon on its own.
BigJackJones
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Exactly! If you magically cover up the taste, you still have the texture to deal with.
Politely look to your wife and say, "You can have mine, Darlin'"
I served them at my Christmas dinner and they disappeared when I had leftover mashed potatoes. Rave reviews.
I was today years old when I decyphered some of the Orthodox Christmas liturgy, which is sung in the original (hellenistic ancient Greek)
Mind you, I 've followed the "classical" course in high school.
So, it's not "let's help the Lord", but rather "let's ask the Lord"
It's not "Lord, teach me my rights" (e.g. to remain silent ) but rather "Lord, teach me your rulings"
Hellenistic Greek is not more distant from modern Greek than Shakesperean English is from modern English (which, in comparison is a 2,200 year time distance as opposed to a 400 year distance) but it provides many funny misunderstandings even for litterate people, as, supposedly, myself.
Mind you, I 've followed the "classical" course in high school.
So, it's not "let's help the Lord", but rather "let's ask the Lord"
It's not "Lord, teach me my rights" (e.g. to remain silent
) but rather "Lord, teach me your rulings"Hellenistic Greek is not more distant from modern Greek than Shakesperean English is from modern English (which, in comparison is a 2,200 year time distance as opposed to a 400 year distance) but it provides many funny misunderstandings even for litterate people, as, supposedly, myself.
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