Jimulacrum
Full House
Been visiting this thread on and off. Cool story, and I find the part about the Cubans particularly interesting.
A lot of the hands with the Cubans that you've flagged as suspicious seem like PLO just being PLO. People get their money in bad all the time, their lines don't make sense, and then they of course win with absurd bullshit. If you're playing against people who are willing to be careless with their bets, it's a much more variable game than one where people play logically (i.e., fold a lot).
But there's one hand in particular that seems like a lot more than just Lady Luck rearing her ugly head:
If I were at the table for this one, regardless of whether I was in the hand, I'm walking away and having a conversation with a manager afterward. This is obvious, sloppy collusion. Dude with T862 semi-rainbow clearly got some kind of signal from the straddler to reraise. Plus they always run it twice with each other but once with everyone else? They always insist on sitting at the exact same seats? They couldn't be more obvious about this.
Don't play with these pricks if you can help it. Even if they're shitty cheats, they're still cheats. Not sure what else they might be up to; I suppose it's possible they've enlisted a dealer or have some other way of predicting the upcoming cards, but the collusion part seems clear as day from your accounts. And other casinos have apparently banned them for shady business too. Not surprised they have to drive 4 hours for a game.
Also, don't discount the possibility that they're taking advantage of sloppy dealers. The specific choice of the 1 seat is a little unusual, considering it's typically less comfortable than other seats.
If it's reasonably possible, it might behoove you to railbird this game while they're in it, so you can monitor them more closely and from different angles. I'd watch their eyes in particular, but anything is fair game. Of course, now you're acting as security instead of playing, but it could ultimately be better for your hourly to put in observer duty if it gets these cheats out of the game. Not only are they cheating you and other players, but they could ruin the game itself if they drive enough honest players out.
A lot of the hands with the Cubans that you've flagged as suspicious seem like PLO just being PLO. People get their money in bad all the time, their lines don't make sense, and then they of course win with absurd bullshit. If you're playing against people who are willing to be careless with their bets, it's a much more variable game than one where people play logically (i.e., fold a lot).
But there's one hand in particular that seems like a lot more than just Lady Luck rearing her ugly head:
I think 3 guys (the two regular cubans plus another one) were in cahoots so I got out of dodge before they got me today, left up a grand.
One straddles to 10, everyone calls, straddler makes it 50, we're all calling until last guy who makes it $255 and straddler cold calls. Pushes everyone out (third guy didn't get involved in this one)
They show up with T862 one suit and AKQ9 no suits respectively
They go once with everyone at the table but twice with each other and just smelled super fishy when the guy is calling the 10, letting his buddy make it 50 and then repopping to 255 with T862 one suit. Plus the Cubans usually buyin shorter (200-600) but both were max buying on this day to start which is out of the norm
If I were at the table for this one, regardless of whether I was in the hand, I'm walking away and having a conversation with a manager afterward. This is obvious, sloppy collusion. Dude with T862 semi-rainbow clearly got some kind of signal from the straddler to reraise. Plus they always run it twice with each other but once with everyone else? They always insist on sitting at the exact same seats? They couldn't be more obvious about this.
Don't play with these pricks if you can help it. Even if they're shitty cheats, they're still cheats. Not sure what else they might be up to; I suppose it's possible they've enlisted a dealer or have some other way of predicting the upcoming cards, but the collusion part seems clear as day from your accounts. And other casinos have apparently banned them for shady business too. Not surprised they have to drive 4 hours for a game.
Also, don't discount the possibility that they're taking advantage of sloppy dealers. The specific choice of the 1 seat is a little unusual, considering it's typically less comfortable than other seats.
If it's reasonably possible, it might behoove you to railbird this game while they're in it, so you can monitor them more closely and from different angles. I'd watch their eyes in particular, but anything is fair game. Of course, now you're acting as security instead of playing, but it could ultimately be better for your hourly to put in observer duty if it gets these cheats out of the game. Not only are they cheating you and other players, but they could ruin the game itself if they drive enough honest players out.