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Arrests made in viral video that shows men carrying, abusing alligator during beer run:
Arrests made in viral video that shows men carrying, abusing alligator during beer run:
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fish72s
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Been there, done that...... but not at the same time.
When will people learn to leave your alligator in the truck when you go in to buy a beer!
When will people learn to leave your alligator in the truck when you go in to buy a beer!
I leave mine at home with the kids - gotta keep them little snots out of the liquor cabinet somehow.
Can I borrow yours? Need to release it in neighbor's yard to "play" with their annoying yap dog.
fish72s
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I might have extra one
He's a little big to carry though. Is that ok?
And I don't think he's been fed for a while.
I leave mine in the garage.
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acepilot388
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No gators that I know of down in the Keys, but I do have a small army of iguanas. There’s half of them on the little wall
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Contact info? I have a 10-year-old for sale.
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4 of a Kind
Canadian iguanas
fish72s
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I was expecting a lower price at Walmart
You have to buy the 12-pack.
It's not worth it though. They spoil way to quickly.
fish72s
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This reminds me of the Steven Wright joke (at least I think its a joke)
I went to the movies. The sign said "Adults $12 ; Children $6".
I said, "Great, I'll take 2 boys and a girl."
I went to the movies. The sign said "Adults $12 ; Children $6".
I said, "Great, I'll take 2 boys and a girl."
Ah, Steven Wright -- love that guy's deadpan routines. My favorite: (he's what, 6'6" or 6'8"?)
"I saw a guy on the street today giving another guy mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
[looking down and cupping hands around his mouth]
'Get up before you fucking die!'"
Anthony Martino
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What's so great about thirty-six year olds? there's thirty of em! Badum-bum!
As far as gators go, I've lived in Florida for 3 years and haven't seen one. I don't believe they exist.
As far as gators go, I've lived in Florida for 3 years and haven't seen one. I don't believe they exist.
You just need to get out of the city once in a while.
I believe this belongs here:
https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/flight-delayed-after-woman-brings-squirrel-on-plane
https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/flight-delayed-after-woman-brings-squirrel-on-plane
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Fair point. She could very well be from Cleveland. If she had said "I'm Bullwinkle and I can't fly without Rocky by my side", then we would have known for certain she was a Floridian.To be fair, she might have been flying home to Cleveland
Weight matters more than age.
fish72s
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So if she was going back to Ohio,
there must be someone in Florida selling "Emotional Support Squirrels".
Now that makes sense, at least in Florida.
there must be someone in Florida selling "Emotional Support Squirrels".
Now that makes sense, at least in Florida.
To be fair, she might have been flying home to Cleveland
Matters not. It happened in Florida
Weight matters more than age.
She's a skinny one, so if I sold her by the pound it wouldn't be worth it. Sigh, I guess I'll just keep her.
Adam Corolla use to play a call-in game on his short-lived radio show, "Florida or Germany?" They would read a crazy news story, and the callers had to guess where it happened. Loved it.@Anthony Martino
Thought of you while watching Colbert last night............
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I just have such a fascination with Florida Man stories.
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I'll be moving back to Florida soon.
Be on the lookout for new outrageous news articles.
Be on the lookout for new outrageous news articles.
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pokerplayingpisces
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Just in case this thread needs new material!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-have-happened-in-florida-in
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-have-happened-in-florida-in
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