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i posted the below story on blue when it happened, but thought i'd put it up in this thread, too, since it is a good reminder to me to value the time i have with all my pets even when they're being assholes.

one of our ferals above, blackie, was really quite mischievous as he grew up. he would go on nearly-week-long dalliances and we would worry, but he always came back. then a few years ago, he went almost two weeks without showing up and we thought for sure we'd lost him. we put up flyers, posted on facebook/twitter/etc., put out the word to local feral cat people - the works - but eventually resigned ourselves to the fact that he just might be gone.

then one day, jennifer was walking around (i think actually looking for bruce who had escaped the fence) when she heard what she thought was a cat cry. eventually, she figured out it was coming from the duct work attached to a building near our house. the place is a severely neglected out-of-commission cabinet shop seen from the rear here.

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i got on the roof to check it out and sure enough, the duct wasn't grated to keep out animals/children/etc., so i decided to put a line of sheets down to give whatever animal might be stuck a chance to climb out.

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then i decided to lower a tin of cat food down so that, if it was blackie trapped down there, he could at least eat if he was too weak to climb.

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lowering it down, i looked closer at the inside of the duct and saw scratch marks in the thick dust that coated the inner walls. it was pretty obvious that something had been trying unsuccessfully to climb out.

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obviously we couldn't know at this point whether it was blackie or another cat or another animal altogether, but it was really disturbing to think of him trying in vain to get out.

so we went back the next morning and the cat food had been completely cleaned out, but i could tell by the way the sheet laid that nothing had climbed out of the duct. we tried unsuccessfully to get in touch with the owner of the business to get permission to go inside or perhaps to cut (and patch) a small hole at the base of the duct to let out whatever animal was trapped in there.

animal control said they couldn't do anything until the owner was contacted and the cops said they had no more information about the owner than we did (an apparently out-of-date telephone number). after the cops left one animal control guy said that while he didn't have the business owner's contact info, he had known the guy well enough to believe that if we had to get into the duct that the owner would be fine with it so long as we repaired anything that was damaged. however, it was memorial day weekend and none of the local sheet metal guys we would have otherwise called in were available to cut the duct.

so with not too many immediate options, we borrowed an emergency rope ladder from a neighbor and dropped it down the duct.

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i got in and climbed down the 10 feet to the bottom and sure enough, there was blackie. he was on the other side of a wood-encased fan and it was basically impossible to reach through and grab him safely. he was completely freaked out after having spent almost two weeks in this hellhole and she he wouldn't let me grab him. i had my neighbor up top throw the sheets down the duct so i could wrap them around him and pull him out of the fan against his will.

of course, he didn't know what the hell was going on, so he clawed and bit me like a motherfucker and got me pretty good. i had scratches all over my arms and legs (he got loose a couple times before i was finally successful in wrapping him up) and he also bit down good and hard on my right index finger. one of his canines went all the way in and i felt it hit bone. ouch!

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i was bleeding pretty bad, but we got him out of the duct. my neighbor grabbed him swaddled in sheet and tried to hold him down, but he escaped his sheet prison.

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he wrangled free and then escaped the roof as well. i took a trip to the ER to get a tetanus shot and some antibiotics. the PA said the wound would ordinarily take a few stitches, but that they don't close up bite wounds. he wrapped it up, gave me my shots and antibiotics, and sent me on my way. when we got back home, we found blackie back in his normal spot in the yard acting like nothing had happened.

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he was dusty as hell from the duct, but not much worse for the wear initially. i was glad that he wasn't hesitant with us even after we have put him through the trauma of the duct rescue.

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he must have been totally exhausted from the stress of being trapped, though, because for the next week he did basically nothing, but lay in the garden and puke up dust and eat and drink. we eventually got him to the vet (i think we had a home visit, actually, iirc) and they said he was totally healthy.

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i think the whole ordeal did have some lasting effects, though. he doesn't stray far from the house any longer and he's a bit more reticent with people. i honestly think he has a little feline PTSD. but i'm just glad he's still in the land of the living. we eventually immortalized him in an 8X10 painting (done by elizabeth fraser)

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when i got home last night i realized i should have included one more cat who has been coming around maybe 4 times a week for the past couple months. i don't think he's feral, though - he's way too affectionate and fat. we call him pumpkin.

what reminded me is that when i got home my wife showed me a facebook post where someone asked if they knew whose cat this was and had a picture of pumpkin. they said he had been hanging out a couple blocks from our house for the last few days and the poster was just worried that someone's cat had gotten lost. then three different people had commented saying that they knew that cat and they fed him "all the time."

cats really know how to work the system, but we still love pumpkin.

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My girlfriends English Lab named Charlie on the left and my Aussie mix rescue on the right named Jane. Love them both a ton! She is still getting acclimated to her new home but she is super sweet, gentle, attentive, and smart.

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No swimming? Child please!
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She loves digging at the beach.
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Here is Mr. Harrison sharking the table:

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He LOVES it when people come to play poker, he constantly sleeps under the table and nudges people then they pick him up and put him on their lap. It is actually quite amusing.

Here's him with his sister, who is less interested in poker and more interested in food.

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we added a new family member about two weeks ago, though it wasn't entirely planned. the short version: a woman down the street is a piece of shit and abandoned a cat in the freezing, snow-packed winter. the long version below:

every neighborhood has a flophouse where people come and go and the yard looks like ass. our neighborhood's version of that house had an orange cat in their yard for the last two or three years. our kids would always say hello and pet the cat when they went by the house and every so often he would come down and eat with our ferals. we didn't think much of it, but he started hanging around the house quite a bit more over the past four or five months and we started calling him pumpkin and feeding him more regularly.

then comes the brutal cold of late jan/early feb and the attendant snowstorms and we see him out in the snow quite a bit. we would feed him when he came around, but we were still thinking he lived down the street. then the TNR (trap neuter release) program my wife volunteers with started getting calls from the folks on our block and the couple surrounding saying they'd seen this cat around too. so eventually my wife went down to the flophouse and knocked on the door. the woman who answered said, "yeah that's my cat, but he didn't get along with my dog, so i don't let him in anymore." meanwhile there's literally three feet of snow on the ground. what a terrible person.

so the choice was either bring the cat into the no-kill shelter run by the TNR program or bring him home with us. we felt like he was a housecat and that he belonged in a home and didn't want to see him get thrown into the shelter after having to deal with the asshole down the street, so we brought him in. we didn't know how he'd get along with bruce, our basset, but after a brief (like, three day) stand off, they're pretty laid back with each other. we took him to the vet and he has FIV, but is otherwise okay.

he's extremely assertive. you pretty much cannot ignore him whenever he's around or he'll be all over you. another funny bit: the woman in the flophouse said his name was casey and that's the name of our younger daughter who always loved him when she saw him in the yard down the street. we're going to keep calling him to pumpkin to give him a new start, though.

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I have two rescue greyhounds (one of the dogs pictured had to be put down last year:()

we dogsit for a greyhound rescue on occasion and he is probably the most easygoing dog i've ever hung out with. so completely gentle and loving. sorry you had to put one down, Leonard, but i know that he had such a wonderful and loving life after what was almost certainly a tragic and painful start before you came along.

and the chips are nice, too :)
 
we dogsit for a greyhound rescue on occasion and he is probably the most easygoing dog i've ever hung out with. so completely gentle and loving. sorry you had to put one down, Leonard, but i know that he had such a wonderful and loving life after what was almost certainly a tragic and painful start before you came along.

and the chips are nice, too :)

They do tend to be very easygoing, or we probably never would have ended up with three. They are also lazy as you can tell from the pic. The one we put down was 13 years old, old for a big dog. He had been with us for years, but he had been fading for over a year and it was his time. Knowing that makes it easier.

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I love this little girl THIS much!!!

when i lived in ATL i kept my flip top dining/poker table upstairs and the dedicated oval table in the basement. still, my roommate's dog (basset hound - i'm lucky obv) would constantly get past the basement door somehow and jump from floor to chair to table and just sleep for hours on the felt.

every thursday i would go down there with the full size oreck and vacuum before the game :)
 
when i lived in ATL i kept my flip top dining/poker table upstairs and the dedicated oval table in the basement. still, my roommate's dog (basset hound - i'm lucky obv) would constantly get past the basement door somehow and jump from floor to chair to table and just sleep for hours on the felt.

every thursday i would go down there with the full size oreck and vacuum before the game :)

Nice! I'm fortunate with this one in that she doesn't shed! My poker players DO shed however! I lint brush my tables before every game and am always amazed at how much hair is deposited![emoji15]
 
I give you Two Cats One Fork (action starts around the 42 second mark)

 
So the dog's fur gets matted and has to be shaved reducing this



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He looks half the size!
 

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