Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (3 Viewers)

[MrCatPants]

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That's Hogly Wogly. Still waiting for Hoggly Woggly.

 

[Johnblue]

The inlay looks like it belongs on a jar of salsa produced in New Jersey.

The first three chips are fine. Then it falls way off. The black 20 has the Italian flag on it. The red and green are both way too dark of spots to put on a dark base.

The white chip symbolizes dirt. White dirt? Wtf? Also it's ugly anyway.

What is a Hoggly Woggly? Was that a reading test? I don't owe you my full attention.

This inlay will be a disaster at 7/8" size.

i took your suggestions into consideration, and .....
still got some work to do... but we are on our way!!

 

[bergs]

Old CV: shaped inlays
New CV: shaped denoms

 

[Johnblue]

Old CV: shaped inlays
New CV: shaped denoms

Shaped denoms FTW!

I gotta get some dollar signs in there, so they gotta get a bit bigger…

I think this is how Taco Bell started.

 

[bergs]

Shaped denoms FTW!

I gotta get some dollar signs in there, so they gotta get a bit bigger…

I think this is how Taco Bell started.

Taco Bell started in 1967 when a drunken homeless man was bet $5 that he couldn’t shit inside a taco shell without breaking it.

 

[chipinla]

Taco Bell started in 1967 when a drunken homeless man was bet $5 that he couldn’t shit inside a taco shell without breaking it.

Tom Hanks is starring in the made for Hulu biopic.

 

[chipinla]

Just because I like to let @MrCatPants feel like he is part of the group.

 

[chipinla]

Did @MrCatPants retire?

 

[MrCatPants]

Just because I like to let @MrCatPants feel like he is part of the group.
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I Googled playboy Kansas city and this is what came back.

 

[chipinla]

I Googled playboy Kansas city and this is what came back.

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[chipinla]

 

[MrCatPants]

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I see what you did. Secret tri moons. Say what you will, those are tri moons.

Black 100s. Ok. Black 1s? Rebellious, but fine. Black 2s? Black 2s with a 10? With a .50 chip? No one dollar chip?

Serious posts only please.

 

[chipinla]

I see what you did. Secret tri moons. Say what you will, those are tri moons.

Black 100s. Ok. Black 1s? Rebellious, but fine. Black 2s? Black 2s with a 10? With a .50 chip? No one dollar chip?

Serious posts only please.

That’s Maroon. Not black. Start over and I’ll give you another chance

 

[chipinla]

 

[MrCatPants]

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I am left with large questions.

Who is Steve and why does he own Kansas City?

Why did the bald guy from the Hitman video game series ruffie Cloud from ps1 Final Fantasy VII and start dragging him out of a jazz club?

Why is the trumpet man literally playing into another guy's ear? Did he hump his wife?

Also, why does that guy have a face on the back of his head under his hair? Long lost twin?

Why did you call your inlay image "Phonto"? This is what I find most confusing.

Why would you spend thousands on chips with a total bank of like $400?



10c chip best chip.

If you pay $4+ a chip or whatever for that $10 you've made a mistake. It looks like four turds in a pool..

 

[chipinla]

Why did the bald guy from the Hitman video game series ruffie Cloud from ps1 Final Fantasy VII and start dragging him out of a jazz club?

I’m going speed dating tomorrow and I’m going to ask this as my first question to each date.

 

[Deucekies]

Let's hear it.

 

[improviseallday]

Channeling my my inner CatPants

Let's hear it.

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I made another version of the $8 chip.

中文
SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

$8

ZHONG WEN

 

[bergs]

If you don’t make the $400 chip, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you do make the $400 chip, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will spill margaritas all over every surface of your comfortable home.

 

[MrCatPants]

Let's hear it.

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Are you intending association with the online casino that pays boxers and others to temporary or permanently tattoo the website on their bodies?

An $8 chip is the trimoon of denominations. A $400 is either dumb or speaks to poor attention to typo detail.

Your mix of thin and thick spots, and going back and forth on them rather than a progression is tilting.

I'd be highly surprised if these chips would ever be used for baccarat.

The $3 looks like pee in a pool before it spreads.

The edge spots on the $100 look like a pus-leaking infection.

 

[Deucekies]

If you don’t make the $400 chip, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you do make the $400 chip, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will spill margaritas all over every surface of your comfortable home.

I was waiting to see how long before someone said something about that.

Here's some context: This chip set is for a fantasy WA state cardroom, and in WA state, the max legal bet is $400.

 

[warma]

I was waiting to see how long before someone said something about that.

Here's some context: This chip set is for a fantasy WA state cardroom, and in WA state, the max legal bet is $400.

Then why the $1000?

 

[bergs]

I was waiting to see how long before someone said something about that.

Here's some context: This chip set is for a fantasy WA state cardroom, and in WA state, the max legal bet is $400.

Your fantasies may be limited to $400 max bets. Mine sure aren’t . $400,000 maybe. Not $400.

 

[Deucekies]

Then why the $1000?

For large color-ups.

 

[Deucekies]

Are you intending association with the online casino that pays boxers and others to temporary or permanently tattoo the website on their bodies?

How annoying that someone beat me to the name, especially a casino like that.

My original name was "Golden Orient", but I was concerned the term "Orient" may be offensive.

 

[Himewad]

 

[JMC9389]

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Only because you're a buddy:

Too many nuts.

Green chip weak

That purple on the black chip looks like a hemorrhoid my 90 year old gran dropped in her stool yesterday after eating a bowl of prunes.

Oh look, another Silver Saddle dollar chip tribute

Yellow chip best chip

The gray on the DG Tiger chip looks like it's hiding from a Grimace like monster that is trying to chase it off the chip.

 

[warma]

Oh look, another Silver Saddle dollar chip tribute

Meh- who cares? A great combo is a great combo, no matter how popular.

 

[JMC9389]

Meh- who cares? A great combo is a great combo, no matter how popular.

I know, I love the combo myself, just busting chops, which is the spirit of the thread.

 

[allforcharity]

My original name was "Golden Orient", but I was concerned the term "Orient" may be offensive.

It's as offensive as the term "Occident".