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[navels]

The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.

 

[Saoliver]

If you don’t like Norm, don’t bother. If you do like Norm, it’s worth the 4 1/2 minutes.

 

[cascadiapoker]

Made it to page 30! But then again, the Chip Room Back to School sale is 42 pages . . . just sayin’.

 

[navels]

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill.

Steven Wright

 

[Saoliver]

Roses are gray, violets are gray, lilacs are gray, because I’m a dog.

— Norm MacDonald

 

[cascadiapoker]

Last time I called "shotgun," we had rented a limo... so I fucked up.

 

[navels]

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

Steven Wright

 

[FordPickup92]

Damnit Jeff! @BarrieJ3

 

[BarrieJ3]

Damnit Jeff! @BarrieJ3

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Brosef. Delete this shit please, or I’ll have a mod do it. First of all we didn’t steal it, it was legit walking around town with no one being out during Covid. Secondly, apparently someone posted the photos on social media and they went mini viral, and two of the guys have already been visited by local cops.

We did nothing wrong, but I have to get these pics offline.

edit: the llama effing loved it. We left him on the steps of a local firehouse at the end of the night, he was safe.

 

[FordPickup92]

Brosef. Delete this shit please, or I’ll have a mod do it. First of all we didn’t steal it, it was legit walking around town with no one being out during Covid. Secondly, apparently someone posted the photos on social media and they went mini viral, and two of the guys have already been visited by local cops.

We did nothing wrong, but I have to get these pics offline.

edit: the llama effing loved it. We left him on the steps of a local firehouse at the end of the night, he was safe.

It's always the social that buzzkills

 

[navels]

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

 

[BarrieJ3]

What’s the difference between an Eastern Pigmy and a female athlete?

Spoiler

One is a cunning runt

 

[cascadiapoker]

Sometimes I wave at people I don’t know. But it’s dangerous to wave at someone you don’t know, because what if they don’t have a hand? They’ll think you’re cocky. “Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I’m gonna go pick something up.”

 

[navels]

I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

 

[Poker Zombie]

When this is done, I'm going to use the Search function.

Search -> This Thread -> By Member: "navels"

It's going to not only be epic, but in later years will become mandatory "New Dad" reading material.

 

[WedgeRock]

Sometimes I wave at people I don’t know.

I honk and wave at people walking that I dont know on the regular. Just FYI. I've done it since high school. It back-fired on me once. I honked at this chick who was working on her lawn... She wasn't attractive, but I honked anyway. Next day, she shows up at 7Eleven (where I worked in high school) and thinks I'm interested.

Wife rolls her eyes when I do it now...

Ace and Deuce are driving now... They do it too.

 

[navels]

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

My posts in this thread are like tears in rain.

 

[Kensco]

... Next day, she shows up at 7Eleven (where I worked in high school) and thinks I'm interested.

And...??

 

[FordPickup92]

And...??

Right deets please! Lol

 

[Josh Kifer]

My posts in this thread are like tears in rain.

That sounds like a quote from a Richard Marx Song....

 

[navels]

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

 

[BarrieJ3]

I honk and wave at people walking that I dont know on the regular. Just FYI. I've done it since high school. It back-fired on me once. I honked at this chick who was working on her lawn... She wasn't attractive, but I honked anyway. Next day, she shows up at 7Eleven (where I worked in high school) and thinks I'm interested.

Wife rolls her eyes when I do it now...

Ace and Deuce are driving now... They do it too.

I used to do this all the time. Wave to people, say hi. I gave up in my early twenties, when everyone thought I was being mean or making fun of them or cat calling.

Specifically remember the last time. Driving downtown with the wife. At a stop light and a very eclectic looking kid is going through the sidewalk. I leaned out the window and yelled “Love the hair dude!”, to which he sheepishly turned with his head down and moped away. Super sad, his hair was dope.

Now that I’m old and fat, women don’t think I’m hitting on them, maybe people won’t think I’m making fun of them either. Time to start it back up!

 

[Sprouty]

Way behind on PCF times, been so busy!

 

[Sprouty]

I used to do this all the time. Wave to people, say hi. I gave up in my early twenties, when everyone thought I was being mean or making fun of them or cat calling.

Specifically remember the last time. Driving downtown with the wife. At a stop light and a very eclectic looking kid is going through the sidewalk. I leaned out the window and yelled “Love the hair dude!”, to which he sheepishly turned with his head down and moped away. Super sad, his hair was dope.

Now that I’m old and fat, women don’t think I’m hitting on them, maybe people won’t think I’m making fun of them either. Time to start it back up!

Every once in a while I honk at golfers in their back swing.

It's the one true evil thing that my dad thought me as a youngster. I still crack up.

 

[navels]

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

 

[Saoliver]

I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

 

[Saoliver]

My posts in this thread are like tears in rain.

The good news is that all of @Josh Kifer , @BarrieJ3 and my posts don't count. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.

 

[navels]

Why are most horses so slim? Because they are on a stable diet!

 

[Saoliver]

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.