SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (5 Viewers)

[FordPickup92]

I've been at work for 11 hours

 

[Josh Kifer]

I've been at work for 11 hours

I've been at work for 7 years.

 

[FordPickup92]

I've been at work for 7 years.

Do they at least provide you with booze after that long of a love/hate marriage?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Do they at least provide you with booze after that long of a love/hate marriage?

No. Just a cellphone that rings alot....

 

[navels]

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?"

Steven Wright

 

[FordPickup92]

No. Just a cellphone that rings alot....

Oh. Well that's a real debbie downer

 

[Josh Kifer]

Oh. Well that's a real debbie downer

 

[Poker Zombie]

LOL - I was about to post the same thing!

 

[navels]

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

 

[Saoliver]

@Poker Zombie

What does a dyslexic zombie eat?

Brians.

 

[Saoliver]

@RichMahogany

What do you call a man who pours a lot of drinks?

Phil.

 

[Josh Kifer]

What does vegetarian zombie eat?

GRAAAINNNNSSS

 

[Poker Zombie]

@Poker Zombie

What does a dyslexic zombie eat?

Brians.

As I'm dyslexic, it took me 3 rereads to get that joke.

 

[Saoliver]

As I'm dyslexic, it took me 3 rereads to get that joke.

Well then...you either loved it or hated it

 

[navels]

This product that was on TV, it said you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments... and one complicated payment. We're not gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be hard.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[Josh Kifer]

Well then...you either loved it or hated it

 

[HeWhoWouldPun]

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Oh, man. I loved choose your own adventure books. I wish they made them for grownups(ish).

 

[Josh Kifer]

Oh, man. I loved choose your own adventure books. I wish they made them for grownups(ish).

 

[Poker Zombie]

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I remember reading that book.

My mind holds all kinds of useless information.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I remember reading that book.

My mind holds all kinds of useless information.

I totally went in and found the old covers I remembered.

 

[navels]

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything

 

[cascadiapoker]

Seeing all these Chuck Norris comments, nothing is greater than Chuck No. . .

Also me:

 

[navels]

I think we should only get three honks a month on the car horn. Because people honk the car horn too much. Three honks, that's the limit. And then somebody cuts you off, you press your horn, nothing happens, you're like "Shit, I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk."

Mitch Hedberg

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

 

[cascadiapoker]

Chuck Norris drinks beer through a straw

 

[navels]

What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

 

[WedgeRock]

And...??

Yeah no.

Maybe you missed this part ..

She wasn't attractive