SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (3 Viewers)

[Kensco]

I want these chips, but if I have to read one more of @navels or @Saoliver's terrible jokes/puns, I will throw myself out the window of my one-story house.

Can you defenestrate yourself? Or would you just be jumping/falling?

 

[navels]

A bear was killing moose for entertainment but in the end he wasn't amoosed.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Can you defenestrate yourself? Or would you just be jumping/falling?

Not many people know this, but autodefenstration is one of my...things.

 

[cascadiapoker]

Chuck Norris wears Capris

 

[navels]

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? Don't look I'm changing!

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

 

[Saoliver]

What's happening here and where is the pron

 

[cascadiapoker]

That hot dog one was the first gif I posted in this thread

 

[Saoliver]

Chuck Norris wears socks with sandals.

 

[Josh Kifer]

You guys are fookin weird.

 

[navels]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

 

[Perthmike]

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She takes it like a champ

 

[navels]

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

 

[cascadiapoker]

Chuck Norris dots his eyes with hearts

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[navels]

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Well I hope I'm lucky because I sure won't win on persistence.

 

[cascadiapoker]

(from before with better quality)

 

[Josh Kifer]

Well I hope I'm lucky because I sure won't win on persistence.

Sure ya can. This is the thunder dome. Anyone can win....

 

[Josh Kifer]

https://i.redd.it/0khc7jkry8t41.gif

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[Burke]

Do you know who loves dogs? Bill Kriter. In fact, he loved all critters. Particularly porcupines and border collies....and men.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Do you know who loves dogs? Bill Kriter. In fact, he loved all critters. Particularly porcupines and border collies....and men.

I miss him. He was an inspiration.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[Saoliver]

https://i.redd.it/0khc7jkry8t41.gif

 

[Schmendr1ck]

https://i.redd.it/0khc7jkry8t41.gif

 

[navels]

How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

 

[Burke]

I miss him. He was an inspiration.

If you need a refresher about him and his fascinating life you can find it here. (I updated it a little.)

 

[Josh Kifer]

If you need a refresher about him and his fascinating life you can find it here. (I updated it a little.)

.....I think we might be friends....