SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (2 Viewers)

[navels]

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

 

[Zmasterben]

 

[navels]

Tea is for mugs.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[WedgeRock]

.....I think we might be friends....

 

[navels]

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

 

[FordPickup92]

Finally figured out why @navels has so many angry your mom jokes

Spoiler

 

[navels]

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

[FordPickup92]

 

[navels]

I wear glasses. I stopped wearing 'em... because when you wear glasses and you talk to someone, you always think they're outside of a window.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[FordPickup92]

Was watching replays of The Amazing Race. You'd think someone at the network would have considered how they displayed the family with the sir name Black coming in last place. Just so unfortunate.

 

[navels]

I had amnesia once or twice.

Steven Wright

 

[Josh Kifer]

Going to be Shipped within a week. Once I get notice, the timer starts....

 

[navels]

I collect stamps. The easiest way to collect stamps... is to not mail shit.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[HeWhoWouldPun]

Going to be Shipped within a week. Once I get notice, the timer starts....

I keep thinking this thread was a ploy to get the chips shipped faster. How many DMs have gone to David saying "Josh is s**tposting again; hurry up and get him his chips!"?

If that is the case, well done.

/starts slow clap

 

[Josh Kifer]

I keep thinking this thread was a ploy to get the chips shipped faster. How many DMs have gone to David saying "Josh is s**tposting again; hurry up and get him his chips!"?

If that is the case, well done.

/starts slow clap

I wish I was that smart..... Lol

 

[navels]

That would be cool if SpiderMan shot hammocks instead of nets. "Hey, you're not a criminal, but you do need to relax."

Mitch Hedberg

 

[Saoliver]

I keep thinking this thread was a ploy to get the chips shipped faster. How many DMs have gone to David saying "Josh is s**tposting again; hurry up and get him his chips!"?

If that is the case, well done.

/starts slow clap

I suggested that Josh have every post tag David...but Josh would like to received both of his sets this year so that idea was shot down.

 

[navels]

I never had a piggy bank, but one time I had some bacon and it tasted an awful lot like change.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[BarrieJ3]

This is just my information dump for all things useless and random.

I got warnings and points on my record on the French/EU chipping site for vulgarity and slander lol. Told someone to go fuck themselves and to stop being an asshole

edit: yes, I'm THAT American.

 

[BarrieJ3]

I am also so very thrilled and saddened that this will forever be buried on pages 20 and 35 of this thread. It will live on through the ages and eternity.

 

[navels]

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I am also so very thrilled and saddened that this will forever be buried on pages 20 and 35 of this thread. It will live on through the ages and eternity.

I saved it so future use.

 

[BarrieJ3]

I saved it so future use.

So basically that one and the one below can be our PCF meme theme 2020? Wonder if the two might be connected....

 

[navels]

I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.

 

[Josh Kifer]

So basically that one and the one below can be our PCF meme theme 2020? Wonder if the two might be connected....


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Yup. That's the gold we got.