SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (4 Viewers)

[cascadiapoker]

Chuck Norris loves The Phantom Menace

 

[Saoliver]

Chuck Norris prefers the middle seat.

 

[cascadiapoker]

Chuck Norris saves wrapping paper

 

[navels]

If you boil a clown... Do you get a laughing stock?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Well then...you either loved it or hated it

Sad part is, I thought I intentionally misspelled "reread" by swapping the letters around.

I love writing. I just can't do it right.

 

[Poker Zombie]

If you boil a clown... Do you get a laughing stock?

Ask @David O after a humid texas summer afternoon.

 

[navels]

My new diet consists of aircraft, however its a bit plane.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I want these chips, but if I have to read one more of @navels or @Saoliver's terrible jokes/puns, I will throw myself out the window of my one-story house.

 

[cascadiapoker]

Chuck Norris brings 13 items to an express lane

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[FordPickup92]

Oh, man. I loved choose your own adventure books. I wish they made them for grownups(ish).

My adventure would be delicious food followed by 12 hour nap. The end

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I want these chips, but if I have to read one more of @navels or @Saoliver's terrible jokes/puns, I will throw myself out the window of my one-story house.

This is funny, because anyone that has met you knows that you are so tall, you would take more damage tipping over than you would from a 1-story fall.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[FordPickup92]

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This would tilt me so badly

 

[cascadiapoker]

This would tilt me so badly

I wouldn’t know what to do with my hands. Wtf do I even shuffle then and where?

 

[Schmendr1ck]

This would tilt me so badly

I'M ALL IN

 

[FordPickup92]

I wouldn’t know what to do with my hands. Wtf do I even shuffle then and where?

Right? So uncomfortable lol

I'M ALL IN

This video went shocking well with the guitar portion of the song I was just listening to

 

[Perthmike]

What's happening here and where is the pron

 

[Poker Zombie]

This would tilt me so badly

Oddly, one of the best poker tournament runs I ever had was on an electronic table.

Sadly, I did not know at the time the the average tip earnings for a server a the Plaza Hotel is $6/hr.

Our first round I tipped the server $10, and she couldn't stop bringing me drinks after that. I (barely) remember binking the tournament, then having to go back the next day because I forgot to collect my winnings.

Let's call it a bittersweet memory.

 

[navels]

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Steven Wright

 

[FordPickup92]

Oddly, one of the best poker tournament runs I ever had was on an electronic table.

Sadly, I did not know at the time the the average tip earnings for a server a the Plaza Hotel is $6/hr.

Our first round I tipped the server $10, and she couldn't stop bringing me drinks after that. I (barely) remember binking the tournament, then having to go back the next day because I forgot to collect my winnings.

Let's call it a bittersweet memory.

LOL that doesnt sound so bad..
I'm not against trying it, just not convinced it would be for me, I'm not really a technology person

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Oddly, one of the best poker tournament runs I ever had was on an electronic table.

Sadly, I did not know at the time the the average tip earnings for a server a the Plaza Hotel is $6/hr.

Our first round I tipped the server $10, and she couldn't stop bringing me drinks after that. I (barely) remember binking the tournament, then having to go back the next day because I forgot to collect my winnings.

Let's call it a bittersweet memory.

One of my few electronic table experiences was playing three-handed 1/2NL in a cruise ship casino.

After 45 minutes we all left the table with less than our starting stacks.

 

[cascadiapoker]

If you know, you know

 

[Schmendr1ck]

LOL that doesnt sound so bad..
I'm not against trying it, just not convinced it would be for me, I'm not really a technology person

I'm wholeheartedly a tech person, but I want my live poker to have cards and chips. It's a part of the experience.

 

[FordPickup92]

Sometimes I miss popeye and his spinach

 

[navels]

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

 

[FordPickup92]

I'm wholeheartedly a tech person, but I want my live poker to have cards and chips. It's a part of the experience.

Agreed. Chips = life and without that what even is poker

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is defined.

It's Chuck Norris.