SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (2 Viewers)

[Ben8257]

I literally haven't clicked on this thread I quite sometime... I noticed almost 900 responses! OMG this has to be the most involved giveaway ever!! Then remembered who made the thread... found page after page of sammich debates and ridiculous but halarious trolling... which is a must for Josh. So I ask in all honest @Josh Kifer did you actually find 8 players for you're giveaway? Or is this si.ply the greatest trolling thread ever created? Close second would be the scrub donkey order thread... sorry @Marhault but this one trumps your thread! Lmao keep up the amazing work boys!! For the record @cascadiapoker that floppy dick mustard corn dog was amazing!

 

[Saoliver]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went to a bar. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

 

[navels]

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.

Steven Wright

 

[Josh Kifer]

I literally haven't clicked on this thread I quite sometime... I noticed almost 900 responses! OMG this has to be the most involved giveaway ever!! Then remembered who made the thread... found page after page of sammich debates and ridiculous but halarious trolling... which is a must for Josh. So I ask in all honest @Josh Kifer did you actually find 8 players for you're giveaway? Or is this si.ply the greatest trolling thread ever created? Close second would be the scrub donkey order thread... sorry @Marhault but this one trumps your thread! Lmao keep up the amazing work boys!! For the record @cascadiapoker that floppy dick mustard corn dog was amazing!

Well, I said this was going to go until the chips arrived. Chips haven't arrived. I'm not a monster, someone will win a set.

 

[Saoliver]

To the person who stole my selfie stick... You need to take a long look at yourself.

 

[navels]

What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

 

[Ben8257]

Serious question... maybe this one has been resolved... based on this definition

If anything inside a tortilla a burrito??? Why do we call them soft tacos or Fajitas? Isn't meat wrapped in a tortilla a burrito????

 

[Ben8257]

Well, I said this was going to go until the chips arrived. Chips haven't arrived. I'm not a monster, someone will win a set.

Oh no brother... wasn't trying to be an ass just meant are there actually 8 contestants in the 30 pages of sammich, dog porn and Weiner jokes? For the record... God bless each and every single post, and to all of you who took the time to help make this amazing thread... all new chippers should from this point forward be directed straight to.this thread for expected behavior whilst navigating the forum!

 

[navels]

Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Oh no brother... wasn't trying to be an ass just meant are there actually 8 contestants in the 30 pages of sammich, dog porn and Weiner jokes? For the record... God bless each and every single post, and to all of you who took the time to help make this amazing thread... all new chippers should from this point forward be directed straight to.this thread for expected behavior whilst navigating the forum!

EXPECTED BEHAVIOR.

 

[cascadiapoker]

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef

 

[navels]

I'm selling T-shirts after the show. They don't have my name on 'em, they're just Hanes 3-packs.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[Ben8257]

Also I know no better platform than here amongst my peers to show you my largest accomplishment to date on the forum!! These MoFos are more rare than unicorn farts!! I'm serious this shit has absolutely never happened to me.. probably going to print it out and frame it!! What a freaking day!! Are you ready for this my friends????

I freaking got Dave to give me a laughing face on one of my comments!!!! I absolutely can not believe it!!! @FordPickup92 please do not fall over at work but it is true beautiful... for what it's worth I couldn't have done it without you guys!!

 

[Ben8257]

I'm selling T-shirts after the show. They don't have my name on 'em, they're just Hanes 3-packs.

Mitch Hedberg

Sorry @navels I couldn't find the pissing my pants laughing button! That one was solid sir!! Lmfao

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

Last time I called "shotgun," we had rented a limo... so I fucked up.

Mitch Hedberg

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

 

[cascadiapoker]

Post #876

 

[navels]

Post #876

dangit, fixed

 

[Josh Kifer]

Post #876

 

[cascadiapoker]

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That’s a bad place for an argument because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

 

[navels]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

 

[Saoliver]

I made a graph of all my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

 

[navels]

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

 

[Saoliver]

My friend keeps saying, "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

 

[navels]

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

 

[Saoliver]

What did the cannibal's wife give him when he came home late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

 

[navels]

My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils, but that's a whisk i'm willing to take.

 

[cascadiapoker]

When I’m at a hotel and I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'm going to replace it before they check me off and charge me. But they made that shit impossible to replace. I go to the store, I say, "Do you have Coke . . . in a glass harmonica?" “Do you have individually wrapped cashews?”

 

[Poker Zombie]

The other day I saw Vanna White walking down the street with her letter board.

I asked her, "What's with the board?"

"Somebody has been stealing consonants", she replied.

"Well then," I said, "I'd better watch my Ps and Q's"

 

[Saoliver]

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.