The out-of-context thread (24 Viewers)

[tabletalker7]

Ya want nuts

 

[WedgeRock]

I've been trying to get a poker game with two different groups for a month

 

[Windwalker]

now that I've fingered them a few times I don't really have a use for them

 

[Phantom]

I’m impressed. Nice finish, just the right amount of stiffness for my liking, and not too slick. Very nice

 

[Beakertwang]

I was busting myself.

 

[Beakertwang]

why is it so hard?

 

[jr8719]

How much for a 5 minute finger?

 

[Kain8]

essentially force it in, making it off-putting

Stop talking about my marriage!

 

[Anthony Martino]

Stop talking about my marriage!

Josh Kifer is that you?

 

[WedgeRock]

Your making this so hard

 

[Beakertwang]

I’ll bite… $130

Seems steep, but if you can find a buyer...

 

[Beakertwang]

If I had a 2nd suit I likely get it in there.

She's really into guys with multiple suits, eh?

 

[Anthony Martino]

She's really into guys with multiple suits, eh?

 

[mattross1313]

thanks to @dkq999! It feels good to finish

 

[JP1984]

Not even 9am and you're already at it!

 

[Beakertwang]

Not even 9am and you're already at it!

 

[Beakertwang]

Thank you, I just sat down at Denny's. Wasn't exactly sure what was going on and my situation got a little jacked up. I'll be at the VFW after I jam all this food into my mouth hole.

 

[mattross1313]

It's a race to see who finishes first!

 

[WedgeRock]

I had to come from behind tonight.

 

[JP1984]

These are way too stiff for my preference.

 

[Saoliver]

I've been very active, having intercourse with many great people

 

[WedgeRock]

sen[d] me some pics on Snapchat

 

[Suited Connector]

I've been touched in special ways by so many of you.

 

[warma]

I love how the members here are HUGE

 

[mattross1313]

You're always riding me so hard!

 

[JP1984]

I put a drop in my hands, warm it between them, and massage

 

[Josh Kifer]

You know me so well....

 

[WedgeRock]

ease into them slowly

 

[WedgeRock]

I feel like I’m not getting appropriate levels of adoration for nailing it.

 

[WedgeRock]

Aussies are much harder