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Things That Are Bullsh*t (22 Viewers)

allforcharity said:
If I was a god and some sunovabitch tried to sacrifice Pop Tarts to me, I'd smite his heretical ass.
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Have you guys ever worked in Excel or a database and a cell/field gets deleted and everything shifts over and doesn't make sense until the next line/record?

I'm pretty sure @Poker Zombie wrote the above and PCFs database got jankied up, and now it looks like @allforcharity wrote it.

That's bullshit.
 
Going through the scanner in sweatpants and a t-shirt, but getting felt up by a TSA employee because a yellow square showed up on the screen is some serious bullsh*t.
 
Poker Zombie said:
I've been in the medical field a long time. Getting "felt up" is way worse for the "groper" than it is for the target.
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door GIF
 
TX_Golf_N_Poker said:
Here's some real BS. I'm always surprised by the numbers of posts on here I read that say "I don't have X because my wife wouldn't let me... Waaah"
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I mean, if X is a $10,000 set of poker chips, or your twentieth set of poker chips, I kinda get the spouse is entitled to an opinion.

I did chuckle at @Beakertwang ‘s comment though. I never ask for approval on questionable t shirt choices. I ask for forgiveness afterwards.
 
TX_Golf_N_Poker said:
What am I missing here? He joined two months ago, and now he has an Avatar with Tigers? Why is this BS?
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That Purple $500 is the hardest tiger to get (besides the cash hot stamp chips). Wasn’t ever for sale. Many members really wanted them so it’s funny that a relatively new member has them (but maybe it’s just a picture and he doesn’t?).

Anyway, just a joke. I know Jeep was listing them for sale at some point bundled with some other tigers so that’s probably how it happened.
 
Jacks said:
That Purple $500 is the hardest tiger to get (besides the cash hot stamp chips). Wasn’t ever for sale. Many members really wanted them so it’s funny that a relatively new member has them (but maybe it’s just a picture and he doesn’t?).

Anyway, just a joke. I know Jeep was listing them for sale at some point bundled with some other tigers so that’s probably how it happened.
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NAGB = Not A Group Buy.

Bring part of the group does not indicate being able to acquire the chips. It is how we get to see the chips. Chances are good that since he was not a part of this group, his set cost closer to $3000, not $10,000.
 
WedgeRock said:
Have you guys ever worked in Excel or a database and a cell/field gets deleted and everything shifts over and doesn't make sense until the next line/record?

I'm pretty sure @Poker Zombie wrote the above and PCFs database got jankied up, and now it looks like @allforcharity wrote it.

That's bullshit.
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I did not write that.

But I'm not gonna lie. If I was a god and someone threw a Pop-Tart in my sacrificial volcano, I would wait until they caught fire, then shoot them out of the volcano with a metallic "clack". The tarts would soar through the air in a high, smoking arc and land on their village - burning the whole thing to the ground.
 
Poker Zombie said:
I did not write that.

But I'm not gonna lie. If I was a god and someone threw a Pop-Tart in my sacrificial volcano, I would wait until they caught fire, then shoot them out of the volcano with a metallic "clack". The tarts would soar through the air in a high, smoking arc and land on their village - burning the whole thing to the ground.
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You are a more vengeful god than I.
 
Not quite bullshit…it doesn’t really bug me at all, but ONLY because it’s so prevalent.

Music, calls, media in general on speaker in public. Maybe im just too much of a hermit, but it feels like this changed overnight one day.

My whole life it’s always been common with very specific groups (older Hispanics, Armenian culture in general, etc.). Now it’s become super common with my age group and across all folks, which is bizarre because growing up we all knew it to be a no no.

But now it’s common place and accepted - travel ball practice, airport, grocery store. Such a strange shift and so sudden.
 
TX_Golf_N_Poker said:
Here's some real BS. I'm always surprised by the numbers of posts on here I read that say "I don't have X because my wife wouldn't let me... Waaah"
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There’s some younger folks on the forum. Some folks dont have dedicated bank accounts and do shared finances with spouse, while other folks even have the wife as the primary breadwinner.

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(But if it’s not as a joke, yeah it’s a lil weird when someone posts publicly they were told no instead of just using empty wallet gif)
 
BarrieJ3 said:
Not quite bullshit…it doesn’t really bug me at all, but ONLY because it’s so prevalent.

Music, calls, media in general on speaker in public. Maybe im just too much of a hermit, but it feels like this changed overnight one day.

My whole life it’s always been common with very specific groups (older Hispanics, Armenian culture in general, etc.). Now it’s become super common with my age group and across all folks, which is bizarre because growing up we all knew it to be a no no.

But now it’s common place and accepted - travel ball practice, airport, grocery store. Such a strange shift and so sudden.
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Knowing where your phone has been, do you really want to place it that close to your face to take a call?
 
BarrieJ3 said:
Not quite bullshit…it doesn’t really bug me at all, but ONLY because it’s so prevalent.

Music, calls, media in general on speaker in public. Maybe im just too much of a hermit, but it feels like this changed overnight one day.

My whole life it’s always been common with very specific groups (older Hispanics, Armenian culture in general, etc.). Now it’s become super common with my age group and across all folks, which is bizarre because growing up we all knew it to be a no no.

But now it’s common place and accepted - travel ball practice, airport, grocery store. Such a strange shift and so sudden.
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I get annoyed when my wife does it at home lol. Not to sound sexcist , I do think it’s a female thing, and I’m not sure if it’s bc they have their nails done, smaller hands, or they are more concerned with cleanlines and germ adverse etc
 
doublebooyah85 said:
I get annoyed when my wife does it at home lol. Not to sound sexcist , I do think it’s a female thing, and I’m not sure if it’s bc they have their nails done, smaller hands, or they are more concerned with cleanlines and germ adverse etc
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Anytime you say "not to sound sexist" and then lump all females as if we were built identically, you are being sexist. I don't have my nails done. I don't have smaller hands. Feel free to just speak about how you feel in regards to whatever your spouse done, at your own risk, but do not assume all females are the same.
 
Mrs Poker Zombie said:
Anytime you say "not to sound sexist" and then lump all females as if we were built identically, you are being sexist. I don't have my nails done. I don't have smaller hands. Feel free to just speak about how you feel in regards to whatever your spouse done, at your own risk, but do not assume all females are the same.
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Out of the entire context of that string, that’s what you took away from the post…?
 
10 cent surcharge. Like for payments over the phone or online. Like arent you working on it right now.

And toll roads. What are taxes for. ROADS!!!
 

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