wickedwonka121
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I just keep hitting them with "I'm sorry you can't count. I can teach you sometime." Lol. The after taste on this bullshit sandwich is they love the casino. I can't stand that they can't appreciate what I'm offering. Bahhhhh!!!!
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Things That Are Bullsh*t (9 Viewers)
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BonScot
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Play limit thenDo you want to to know what's bullshit? When I'm obsessed with chips and start expanding my paulsons while my inlaws don't like using denoms when we play holdem.
"1 chip is 1 chip, let's buy in for $40 and everyone gets 40 chips, doesn't matter what it says, 1 chip is 1 chip".
We had a two table tourney break out, biggest game I've ever hosted, and because they refuse to use math, I watched them use my friends cheap chinas and mixed everything. Dirty attacks as far as the eye can see. I refuse to felt my paulsons this way. So for the most part I just wait for my brothers and cousins to be available because they know how to count. Playing with dice chips at my house because of my inlaws is the biggest pile of bullshit.
wickedwonka121
Flush
Nice!!!! They don't deserve that spread. I was on the fence this week for getting another 3 racks that were for sale. I would have had 700 1s. But I cut the cord on that one.
What’s bullshit?
Wallets where your credit cards and id fall out all the time because of such a shit design ( see below)
What’s not bullshit?
Wallets designed right. Cards go in sideways. And NO. Fuck off you money clip c$nts !!
Wallets where your credit cards and id fall out all the time because of such a shit design ( see below)
What’s not bullshit?
Wallets designed right. Cards go in sideways. And NO. Fuck off you money clip c$nts !!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
While I was looking for a pic of my limit set, you beat me to the punch.
However, your set looks more impressive.
All wallets are bullsh*t. It's 2023 for God's sake and there's an app for that.
bergs
Royal Flush
Should’ve gotten samples (shakes head sadly).
BonScot
Straight Flush
“Ironically”
Please don’t use this word if you don’t know what it means. Does my f***ing head in
The number of people who say “ironically” when they mean “coincidentally” or (as in the case of Alannis Morissette’s song) “unlucky” is staggering.
Visual example of “irony” below…
And yes, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Please don’t use this word if you don’t know what it means. Does my f***ing head in
The number of people who say “ironically” when they mean “coincidentally” or (as in the case of Alannis Morissette’s song) “unlucky” is staggering.
Visual example of “irony” below…
And yes, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Dunno.......looks pretty unlucky to me.“Ironically”
Please don’t use this word if you don’t know what it means. Does my f***ing head in
The number of people who say “ironically” when they mean “coincidentally” or (as in the case of Alannis Morissette’s song) “unlucky” is staggering.
Visual example of “irony” below…
And yes, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
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bergs
Royal Flush
It’s also iconically and erotically ironic.
Whatever floats your boat
I was not amused.Nor was I amused when playing double board Scrotum with a ghost hand. $600 pot and the ghost scoops me with a bigger boat.
Rebuy for a $1 to win half back.
Playing with Ghost hands is also BULLSHIT.
davislane
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“Ironically”
Please don’t use this word if you don’t know what it means. Does my f***ing head in
The number of people who say “ironically” when they mean “coincidentally” or (as in the case of Alannis Morissette’s song) “unlucky” is staggering.
Visual example of “irony” below…
And yes, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
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BonScot
Straight Flush
Yes it is.
BonScot
Straight Flush
TAKE THE BAIT!!
BonScot
Straight Flush
That’s my chat up line
I would have thought it would have been "Surprise under me kilt"That’s my chat up line
BonScot
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When they were filming Braveheart, Mel Gibson asked one of the extras what he was wearing under his kilt.
“Your wife’s lipstick” wasn’t the reply he was expecting.
POT!!
BonScot
Straight Flush
Maybe. There’s been a few offenders. I reached the tipping point when reading through some other threads this morning and started shouting at my phone “how’s that ironic? That’s coincidence. F***ing Americans” only for the missus to shout through from the other room “is that you shouting at your phone again ya daft c***?”
Now I have to look back and gets me thinking …..
Is this c#nt talking bout me ?
I heard it was, "Your wifs's lipstick, ya c#nt."
bergs
Royal Flush
CONUS4EVAHHHMaybe. There’s been a few offenders. I reached the tipping point when reading through some other threads this morning and started shouting at my phone “how’s that ironic? That’s coincidence. F***ing Americans” only for the missus to shout through from the other room “is that you shouting at your phone again ya daft c***?”
bergs
Royal Flush
Wait, wrong thread (ironically).
BonScot
Straight Flush
warewulf
Full House
USPS wins the BS award of the year.
Bought some CPC customs to relabel. They were sent using DHL (still waiting to see if I get insurance money). Made it just fine out of Germany and across the world. Then handed off in August to one of our many incompetent government run agencies, USPS. Made it to CA, about 90 minutes away to customs. Then poof, gone!
My friend buys a Matsui CIC set from me that needs more $1's. He's super picky and turned down many great options. Four years later, FINALLY spends the cash to get 3 racks of BJ CIC $1's and a rack of Matsui fracs. Yup, marked 'delivered' to lock box on 12/31. Not in the lock box... Hopefully they still turn up, but not holding my breath. He may never get his cash set in play now.
I live in newer house (4 years). We have the idiotic community mailboxes at the end of the street (around 20 small lock boxes). Earlier this year, someone stole our blocks entire mailbox. This took forever to replace, issues with having it sitting there for weeks and nobody could get their keys. Then finally get the keys and USPS can't find their key.
Two other blocks of time (right now included) where for some unknown reason, USPS suddenly doesn't have the key anymore. So we had a small note taped to our mailbox saying, 'carrier does not have the key to this unit. Go pickup your mail at the post office'. Just where we all want to go during the holidays... We're going on 3+ weeks this time.
So my New Years resolution is to stop buying chips. If I must, I'll send signature required or even pay for another delivery service.
Why not include some Pron:
Set that's been sitting waiting for enough $1's:
1 rack of .25 and 3 racks of $1's lost:
CPC cash set lost:
Bought some CPC customs to relabel. They were sent using DHL (still waiting to see if I get insurance money). Made it just fine out of Germany and across the world. Then handed off in August to one of our many incompetent government run agencies, USPS. Made it to CA, about 90 minutes away to customs. Then poof, gone!
My friend buys a Matsui CIC set from me that needs more $1's. He's super picky and turned down many great options. Four years later, FINALLY spends the cash to get 3 racks of BJ CIC $1's and a rack of Matsui fracs. Yup, marked 'delivered' to lock box on 12/31. Not in the lock box... Hopefully they still turn up, but not holding my breath. He may never get his cash set in play now.
I live in newer house (4 years). We have the idiotic community mailboxes at the end of the street (around 20 small lock boxes). Earlier this year, someone stole our blocks entire mailbox. This took forever to replace, issues with having it sitting there for weeks and nobody could get their keys. Then finally get the keys and USPS can't find their key.
Two other blocks of time (right now included) where for some unknown reason, USPS suddenly doesn't have the key anymore. So we had a small note taped to our mailbox saying, 'carrier does not have the key to this unit. Go pickup your mail at the post office'. Just where we all want to go during the holidays... We're going on 3+ weeks this time.
So my New Years resolution is to stop buying chips. If I must, I'll send signature required or even pay for another delivery service.
Why not include some Pron:
Set that's been sitting waiting for enough $1's:
1 rack of .25 and 3 racks of $1's lost:
CPC cash set lost:
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Yes!! Exactly. That game will never be spread at the animal house. Stupid game.
What’s a ghost hand and why would you voluntarily play with one?
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