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Things That Are Bullsh*t (11 Viewers)

Perthmike said:
You sound super fun haha.

Christmas gifting at work can be annoying though depending on the people. I'll reluctantly give you that lol.
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I stoped Christmas gifts at my place (or the £20 secret Santa as we called it).

For anyone who hasn’t been involved in a Secret Santa here’s what happens. Everyone puts their name on a bit of paper. All the bits of paper go into a bag or a box and each person draws a name out. You’re then that persons Secret Santa and you have to spend a preordained amount of money on that person (in my case £20). I stopped it for the following reasons:

People moaned about their present being shite.

Non-drinkers got alcohol. Then wanted to go to HR about it.

If someone fancied their person they spent way more than £20 then went in a huff when the present they received was clearly worth £10 or less.

Anyone who got deodorant / shower gel gift sets thought we were telling them they had a hygiene problem.

One particular year the number of dildos / butt plugs given resulted in an HR crisis.

Every year I received £20 worth of socks.
 
LowerBama1714 said:
Why is everyone always so sarcastic…I don’t like sarcasm. I’m always expected to laugh at everyone’s sarcastic comments…I’m drunk.
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This picture is how I’m imagining you right now :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

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BonScot said:
I stoped Christmas gifts at my place (or the £20 secret Santa as we called it).

For anyone who hasn’t been involved in a Secret Santa here’s what happens. Everyone puts their name on a bit of paper. All the bits of paper go into a bag or a box and each person draws a name out. You’re then that persons Secret Santa and you have to spend a preordained amount of money on that person (in my case £20). I stopped it for the following reasons:

People moaned about their present being shite.

Non-drinkers got alcohol. Then wanted to go to HR about it.

If someone fancied their person they spent way more than £20 then went in a huff when the present they received was clearly worth £10 or less.

Anyone who got deodorant / shower gel gift sets thought we were telling them they had a hygiene problem.

One particular year the number of dildos / butt plugs given resulted in an HR crisis.

Every year I received £20 worth of socks.
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This is why you should always get drunk and do evil secret Santa. That way everyone can steal the presents if they want and everyone laughs.

PS I'm aware I just told a Scottish person to drink. Silly wasn't it
 
Perthmike said:
Whereas I noticed where he resides, so the image in my mind is more like this. Life is more fun when you stick to amusing stereotypes.View attachment 1046527
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That’s like saying I walk around in a kilt all day :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
I’ve been to Alabama about 10 years ago and I loved it. Everyone was really friendly. People heard my accent (I was drunk) and came up to me to tell me that their family was Scottish. Seems to be a lot of Scots settled in Alabama.
And they were some of the most polite people I’ve ever met. They clearly couldn’t understand a word I was saying but kept smiling while trying to keep the conversation going :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
BonScot said:
That’s like saying I walk around in a kilt all day :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
I’ve been to Alabama about 10 years ago and I loved it. Everyone was really friendly. People heard my accent (I was drunk) and came up to me to tell me that their family was Scottish. Seems to be a lot of Scots settled in Alabama.
And they were some of the most polite people I’ve ever met. They clearly couldn’t understand a word I was saying but kept smiling while trying to keep the conversation going :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
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Didn't you hear what I said? You do wear a kilt all day. In my mind anyway lol
 
greenchip said:
so only gave to people who’re “important” for my paycheck.
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Smart man. Always grease the wheels. I took care of all my bosses in the casino. Never had to ask twice for a day off or early out. A $10 bottle of wine,a couple movie tickets, or some bullshit along those lines, goes a REALLY long way. Don't stop at Xmas. Kepp it up every few months. Best investment imo.
 
BonScot said:
That’s like saying I walk around in a kilt all day :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
I’ve been to Alabama about 10 years ago and I loved it. Everyone was really friendly. People heard my accent (I was drunk) and came up to me to tell me that their family was Scottish. Seems to be a lot of Scots settled in Alabama.
And they were some of the most polite people I’ve ever met. They clearly couldn’t understand a word I was saying but kept smiling while trying to keep the conversation going :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
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We are a polite people. Well, not me, but in general.
 
You're Welcome! :LOL: :laugh::ROFL: :ROFLMAO::sick::vomit:

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RivieraDanny said:
You're Welcome! :LOL: :laugh::ROFL: :ROFLMAO::sick::vomit:

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Now I get this joke!!

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RivieraDanny said:
You're Welcome! :LOL: :laugh::ROFL: :ROFLMAO::sick::vomit:

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This is the McRib of songs. It shows up once a year, and I really enjoy it for about 3 minutes. But when it's done, I'm immediately overcome with shame, and I look around hoping no one I know saw me. Then I want nothing to do with it for another year.
 

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