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Things That Are Bullsh*t (5 Viewers)

WedgeRock said:
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No shoes. No socks. Bare feet. Onto the glue pads. Had to peel the fuckers off my feet. Was sticking to the floor walking to the shower. Meanwhile she’s absolutely pissing herself laughing at me :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
BonScot said:
Didn’t realise that “cupboard” was the part lost in translation :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

What do you call a wardrobe?
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Wardrobe can be either 'a collection of clothes' or an upright dresser. A built-in wardrobe is a closet.

Cupboard? Find those in a kitchen or pantry. Not something one walks into.
 
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Poker Zombie said:
To be fair, I don't believe any Scottish pronunciations are real words.
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I can’t wait to see the look of bewilderment on your face when you’re over here and are faced with having to ask for directions.

I guarantee you’ll just say “thanks” to get away from the person and have no clue what they said :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
For almost 10 miles while driving to a tournament (to max late reg) behind a corvette doing 33…..in a 45 zone. And no where to pass. :rolleyes:
 
BonScot said:
I can’t wait to see the look of bewilderment on your face when you’re over here and are faced with having to ask for directions.

I guarantee you’ll just say “thanks” to get away from the person and have no clue what they said :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
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I would have it coming to me.

I live on a rural country road. Around 15 years ago, while I was out mowing my lawn, someone pulled over and asked me where "Old Ham" road was. Oldham road around these parts is pronounced "Old'em road", so I decided to have a little fun...

In my thickest country accent: "Sure. Now what you wanna do is drive up the road a spell, and you know where the old Johnson barn was that burned down in '75? You wanna hang a little right there. Not the branch that takes you down where Mr. Miller's tree is though, that's still swampy. Look's dry but it'll get ya more stuck than a bear in a bunny hole. Tom ain't got his truck fixed yet, so you'd have to get a wrecker from town. That'll take a minute, and it's fixin' to come up a storm."

They stared right through me in with this look of bewilderment and horror, Like they just drove onto the set of deliverance. Then I let them off the hook.

In my standard Midwestern accent "Drive up the road about 3 miles. Hang a right after the Sonic."

Sat nav is your friend.
 
Poker Zombie said:
I would have it coming to me.

I live on a rural country road. Around 15 years ago, while I was out mowing my lawn, someone pulled over and asked me where "Old Ham" road was. Oldham road around these parts is pronounced "Old'em road", so I decided to have a little fun...

In my thickest country accent: "Sure. Now what you wanna do is drive up the road a spell, and you know where the old Johnson barn was that burned down in '75? You wanna hang a little right there. Not the branch that takes you down where Mr. Miller's tree is though, that's still swampy. Look's dry but it'll get ya more stuck than a bear in a bunny hole. Tom ain't got his truck fixed yet, so you'd have to get a wrecker from town. That'll take a minute, and it's fixin' to come up a storm."

They stared right through me in with this look of bewilderment and horror, Like they just drove onto the set of deliverance. Then I let them off the hook.

In my standard Midwestern accent "Drive up the road about 3 miles. Hang a right after the Sonic."

Sat nav is your friend.
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You’ll some have fun with the place name here.

Milngavie is pronounced “Mull-guy”

The one everyone gets wrong is Edinburgh, which should be pronounced “shite-hole” :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
chipinla said:
When someone buys X amount of chips for X price. Then sells them for, let’s say, 4-5 times that price. Then asks people who buy them not to resell them for profit. Then those people obey.

The most laughable thing ever.
Hashtag “community”.
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#noregurts
#idontevenliketigersbutthecolorsaresofreakinpretty

In all seriousness…I wonder how much time, money, anxiety, extra work to distribute, answer PMs, etc. went into this NAGB.

I’m super happy with how it all went down.

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When drunk yutes decide to have a fight in front of your house while walking home from the bar. And then one of said yutes decides rather than punch the other yutes he would rather high kick the side view mirror of my Sequoia. And my Sequoia wasn’t even picking sides in the quarrel.

Delaware State Troopers did their best to solve the crime but alas the miscreants escaped justice.
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It’s bullshit that I’ve been on this website for 9,387 years and I still haven’t figured out how to post angry reaction emojis (or anything other than the Like button actually).

So, sorry if you posted something about your house getting obliterated by a meteor or your Aunt Matilda getting flattened by a dump trunk. I feel bad, and I didn’t “like” it but I don’t know how to post the other emojis.

(tl;dr, thanks Obama!)
 

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