-
This site contains affiliate links. If you choose to make a purchase after clicking a link, Poker Chip Forum may receive a commission at no additional cost to you. Thank you for your support!
You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter derekdd23
- Start date
luckbox
Straight
... when you're an atheist, yet you have to move around 50,000 chips and a couple of dozen chip cases so that your wife can get to the goddamned christmas decorations.
pictures or it didnt happen....
:
detroitdad
Royal Flush
When your excited that your wife is out of town for the weekend so that you can keep some chips in the family room to shuffle while your watching t.v., playing online poker, playing with the dogs, ect....
Mr. Cheese
Full House
When you get chip cleaning and shipping supplies as some of your stocking stuffers.
View attachment 26689
I made the mistake of buying the originals this last time and they really don't last half as long as the extra power ones. The originals seem to fall apart way faster.
manamongkids
Full House
You clean your chips with pistachios? Need a tutorial video asapWhen you get chip cleaning and shipping supplies as some of your stocking stuffers.
View attachment 26689
Forty4
Full House
He said shipping supplies as well, I guess he has mistakenly use them as packing peanuts and his family won't let him forget.
Get crackin'.When you get chip cleaning and shipping supplies as some of your stocking stuffers.
AfterTheFact
4 of a Kind
SixSpeedFury
Full House
When you place an order for your custom set, have to wait months to receive it, and while you're waiting, instinctively know what your next custom set is going to be.
RainmanTrail
Straight Flush
When you're watching March Madness and are more excited to see the color combos of 64 teams than you are by the games themselves...
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
When deciding which chip-set to use takes the same amount of time and energy as a teenage girl spends selecting an outfit at the mall.
manamongkids
Full House
When you have so many packages delivered that you feel judged by the mail man/carrier service.
I left a dunkin donuts gift card in the mail last week to compensate
I left a dunkin donuts gift card in the mail last week to compensate
bivey
Full House
....and?.....
Andrew Halseth
Pair
When you buy chips...
1) at a red light
2) during a work meeting
3) while reading a bedtime story to your son
All on the same day.
1) at a red light
2) during a work meeting
3) while reading a bedtime story to your son
All on the same day.
bentax1978
4 of a Kind
Impressive. Degenerate and potentially unsafe/unwise, but impressive nonetheless.
Andrew Halseth
Pair
Im actually a very quiet person... if I'm talking there is a good chance it came from a movieExcellent movie reference
NicholasAK
Pair
I personally prefer ritz crackers for shuffling. Girlscout thinmints too...
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
It's really hard for me do shuffle the Thin Mints. I keep donking them off... into my belly!
bivey
Full House
as are the children.
If you freeze them properly, a whole pouch holds up just long enough for both eating and shuffling.
churlbut18
Full House
1) when you don't let your phone leave your side, not because of a possible family emergency, but because you're afraid of missing the next classified ad
2) when you get grumpy on your ride home when realizing there won't be a small flat rate USPS box waiting for you upon your arrival on this day
3) when you read the previous 145 posts in this thread and can actually relate to more than 80% of them
2) when you get grumpy on your ride home when realizing there won't be a small flat rate USPS box waiting for you upon your arrival on this day
3) when you read the previous 145 posts in this thread and can actually relate to more than 80% of them
AfterTheFact
4 of a Kind
churlbut18
Full House
When you find yourself ducking into the restroom at a family function on a Sunday afternoon to make sure you weren't missing any new classified ads (yes, this happened today)...
I shouldn't like this post. But I did anyway
Create an account or login to comment
You must be a member in order to leave a comment
Create account
Create an account and join our community. It's easy!
Log in
Already have an account? Log in here.
Similar threads
