justsomedude
Straight Flush
...you're entire UPS address book is filled with PCF members.
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You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter derekdd23
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... you read this post and you think, “meh... dice chips”
When you hang out at an online poker chip forum that has a dedicated poker ~chair~ thread, ferchrissakes....
Like it's not enough to have countless threads with topics covering the manufacturing, sale, discovery, purchasing, packing, shipping, design, customizing, modifying, cleaning, storing, quantities, and breakdowns of chip sets... but we must also include poker rooms, poker tables, and apparently even the poker chairs that are used to maximize the enjoyment of said chip sets.
Personally, I'm waiting on the poker masseuse pr0n thread. I figure it pops up by August at ~somebody's~ meet-up.
Like it's not enough to have countless threads with topics covering the manufacturing, sale, discovery, purchasing, packing, shipping, design, customizing, modifying, cleaning, storing, quantities, and breakdowns of chip sets... but we must also include poker rooms, poker tables, and apparently even the poker chairs that are used to maximize the enjoyment of said chip sets.
Personally, I'm waiting on the poker masseuse pr0n thread. I figure it pops up by August at ~somebody's~ meet-up.
AWenger
Full House
WRONG. The correct Jeopardy answer to this is: "How do you know you're a PCF group buy god?" or "How do you know when you've done something awesome for the entire PCF community by taking the time to get thousands of little white boxes specially manufactured and personally oversaw shipping?"
AWenger
Full House
My answer to the thread question...You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when...
You used to pause movies for scenes with nude or bikini-clad women in them, but now only do it when there are casino or poker scenes with chips in them.
You used to pause movies for scenes with nude or bikini-clad women in them, but now only do it when there are casino or poker scenes with chips in them.
I believe there is a thread somewhere about me pausing the casino night episode of the Office because it irked me they were using plastic chips.
William White
Pair
When.... You have a "5 Year Poker Chip Plan" in place.
When you are shopping for a new home, and all you can think of is, 'how can I use this space to store my chips?'
Forty4
Full House
Haven’t re-read all of these but don’t recall this one....
When you’re down in your basement looking at the 46” & 52” Husky tool cabinets and realize the only tool in there is an x-acto knife kit from Harbor Freight.
When you’re down in your basement looking at the 46” & 52” Husky tool cabinets and realize the only tool in there is an x-acto knife kit from Harbor Freight.
bentax1978
4 of a Kind
And I assume the rest of the space is filled with chips?
Forty4
Full House
Not quite all of it, yet but yes that’s the premise.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
...you buy a hot dog roller.
bentax1978
4 of a Kind
FYP.
...the 6 drawer dresser in a guest bedroom is completely filled, but there are no clothes in it.
...you wish there was another 6 drawer dresser in that guest bedroom, but you don't want to put any clothes in it.
...you wish there was another 6 drawer dresser in that guest bedroom, but you don't want to put any clothes in it.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
When you just got a dirty look, because you left this page open when you started discussing a use for the empty shelves in the guest room.
Granted, I was probably smiling a little too much when I said I found a use for the guest wardrobe...
Spare bedroom dressers are filled with chip boxes, old chip racks, old cards, lol.
This post hit Home.
RiverAce01
3 of a Kind
Seeking Alpha Social Club
4 of a Kind
????? I think you might have missed the important part of the post.
This was a message directly to @detroitdad letting him know that I would be willing to help him out (not compete against him). He only wants a handful of chips, 5-20 depending on price, and could run into a seller that would give him a better deal if he took a larger amount.
While I AM DEFINITELY a chipaholic
, I am NOT actively interested in picking any up unless he needs a secondary financier to help him get the deal done.(y) :thumbsup: 
detroitdad
Royal Flush
????? I think you might have missed the important part of the post.
This was a message directly to @detroitdad letting him know that I would be willing to help him out (not compete against him). He only wants a handful of chips, 5-20 depending on price, and could run into a seller that would give him a better deal if he took a larger amount.
While I AM DEFINITELY a chipaholic
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I understood what you meant and appreciate it sir.
????? I think you might have missed the important part of the post.
This was a message directly to @detroitdad letting him know that I would be willing to help him out (not compete against him). He only wants a handful of chips, 5-20 depending on price, and could run into a seller that would give him a better deal if he took a larger amount.
While I AM DEFINITELY a chipaholic
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I completely understood your post... (y) :thumbsup: I think you missed the point of mine...
My point is not that you were competing against him in any way (100% understood you were trying to help him out if the potential seller would only sell an amount larger than what he needed) it was jokingly that you were willing to grab some chips even though you have no idea what they are.. hence the bold portion of the quote
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detroitdad
Royal Flush
I completely understood your post... (y) :thumbsup: I think you missed the point of mine...
My point is not that you were competing against him in any way (100% understood you were trying to help him out if the potential seller would only sell an amount larger than what he needed) it was jokingly that you were willing to grab some chips even though you have no idea what they are.. hence the bold portion of the quote
lol That makes sense. Your right, pretty funny.
I actually had thought about offering the same thing in your thread if you got stuck (though not actively looking.. "need" another 10 x Green NC $100s to complete a barrel
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Seeking Alpha Social Club
4 of a Kind
Ahhhhhh....yes...I completely agree!!! I HAVE ISSUES!!I completely understood your post... (y) :thumbsup: I think you missed the point of mine...
My point is not that you were competing against him in any way (100% understood you were trying to help him out if the potential seller would only sell an amount larger than what he needed) it was jokingly that you were willing to grab some chips even though you have no idea what they are.. hence the bold portion of the quote
RiverAce01
3 of a Kind
I'm not sure you understand the thread
I fixed your post..
That works. I originally posted to mean "you know you're a chipper when I've been scouring eBay the last few days..."
I like yours better. More flair to the story
churlbut18
Full House
FCCDAD
Two Pair
When a friend asks how many playable sets you have, and you have to think about it, and you're pretty sure you must have missed some anyway.
when your wife doesn't know the whole truth
When you start naming your kids "Paulson", "Matsui", "Bud", "Theodore Roosevelt King", and the twins "Christie" and "Jones".
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