You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (1 Viewer)

[MegaTon44]

When your first 4 months on PCF looks like this (excludes: shipping, $2,000 spent on a new table, chairs, and other accessories like racks, birdcages, setups, etc).

Needless to say, I can't sustain this

 

[Poker Zombie]

When your first 4 months on PCF looks like this (excludes: shipping, $2,000 spent on a new table, chairs, and other accessories like racks, birdcages, setups, etc).

Needless to say, I can't sustain this

Noob.

Soon, you'll lose that file. Then the fun really begins.

Be this guy:

Not this guy:

 

[MegaTon44]

Noob.

Soon, you'll lose that file. Then the fun really begins.

Be this guy:

Not this guy:

If I keep it up, that second picture will be me crying when my wife takes half my shit. [emoji6]

 

[bentax1978]

When your first 4 months on PCF looks like this (excludes: shipping, $2,000 spent on a new table, chairs, and other accessories like racks, birdcages, setups, etc).

Soon, you'll lose that file. Then the fun really begins.

Ha! I used to have one of those files, but I felt that staring at the ever expanding total at the bottom was mentally impeding my chip buying. So I abandoned the log at the beginning of the year and have since bought countless racks of chips. I'm free!!!!

 

[mummel]

You start having dreams where poker chips are involved...........

 

[MegaTon44]

You start having dreams where poker chips are involved...........

Dreams like this?

Or this?

Hey, I don't judge

 

[mummel]

Those are not stainless steel cupholders!

 

[MillyS]

If I keep it up, that second picture will be me crying when my wife takes half my shit. [emoji6]

Even worse, she takes half your chips!!!

 

[mummel]

We need more pics like that.

 

[jemfernandez]

When you're buying dealer buttons for chips you don't even own........yet.

 

[doakwolf]

When you dream you had to sell what remained of your BCCs after you discovered they were delicious cookies and couldn't stop eating them

 

[Toby]

...you turn your kitchen into a chip-oiling sweatshop, where the workers are paid in sweeties?

I play Katy Perry's Firework over the tannoy on loop to motivate the workers.

First QC sweep indicates unsatisfactory work - There is poor coverage of edges.

There will be no Haribo tonight!!!

 

[David O]

I am sure the wee one is teething so you kept her away from the chips! The girls look like they are having fun!

 

[Toby]

I am sure the wee one is teething so you kept her away from the chips! The girls look like they are having fun!

The little one was very enthusiastic but I had to fire her for repeatedly splashing the pot

 

[ohama]

when...

you always keep 3 composite clay chips with you in your pocket to do the "casino royal" chip trick.
Each time you do the trick you regret not taking three paulsons and then swear next time you take them instead but when it comes to the moment you can't really bring yourself to do so because you are afraid to loose or damage them.

 

[MegaTon44]

When you are in Vegas and your wife suggests you purchase these chips as memorabilia, to which you condescendingly respond

"Those pieces of shit? No thanks"

 

[doakwolf]

When you are in Vegas and your wife suggests you purchase these chips as memorabilia...

... & you punish her by sending her on a 3 day harvesting mission.

 

[PatTheCat]

When you are traveling 3850 miles just to see the hometown of our PCF admin @Tommy and to take a blurry pic of the broken .. errr liberty bell.

 

[bentax1978]

When you are in Vegas and your wife suggests you purchase these chips as memorabilia, to which you condescendingly respond

"Those pieces of shit? No thanks"

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Lol. Reminds me of last weekend when I was racking up my chips at the Wynn/Encore. Dealer asks if he could buy my two barrels of blue chips before I left. I had spent the last four hours putting aside the mint ones and intended to take them home. I told him this, to which he replied, "you know, you get souvenir chips in the gift shop for a lot less (money)". Yeah..... thanks but no thanks.

 

[BGinGA]

When you are in Vegas and your wife suggests you purchase these chips as memorabilia, to which you condescendingly respond

"Those pieces of shit? No thanks"

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When you are thankful that your own wife knows the difference between crap chips and the real deal.

 

[Don Clay]

When you're proud of your 10 years old daughter knowing terms like spots, solids or mold

 

[Don Clay]

Dreams like this?

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Or this?

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Hey, I don't judge

So, wher's the button "I like your post but mostly first part" ?

 

[Trihonda]

My Insane Chip Cases


/thread?

 

[MegaTon44]

When your toiletries bag for a business trip is a fucking flat rate bubble envelope (drawn from a pile of 30 sitting on my kitchen island)

 

[Forty4]

When your wife opens you phone and comments that you have more pictures of chips than your kids.

 

[bentax1978]

When your wife opens you phone and comments that you have more pictures of chips than your kids.

In fairness, if you normalize it by the number of respective chips and kids you have, the numbers will (probably) look much better to her.

 

[detroitdad]

When your wife opens you phone and comments that you have more pictures of chips than your kids.

I've heard the same thing lol

 

[Forty4]

In fairness, if you normalize it by the number of respective chips and kids you have, the numbers will (probably) look much better to her.

While that might be true a lot of the pictures are of chips I don't own, many are research (screen shots). I don't think I should start taking pictures of random kids...

 

[SteveHNo96]

When you look at the five basic qualities of casino chip (casino, pro, mid, home and store) and instead think (Paulson or Chipco/ASM, ceramic, china clay, absolute crap and are you kidding me?)

 

[liftapint]

...you are looking for a snack, and pick up some Ritz crackers as if they were a barrel of chips.

Without measuring, I'd say about 49mm