MrCatPants
Full House
THIS IS A REAL PERSON HIS NAME IS MATT AND HE CAN BE VERIFIED. ITS NOT SOME SICK JOKE.
@Darson @TX_Golf_N_Poker @etc tell him Matt is real and plays bagpipes.
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72 Hours of Bagpipes - Wellness Check? (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter NotRealNameNoSir
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@Darson @TX_Golf_N_Poker @etc tell him Matt is real and plays bagpipes.
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NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
LOL I'm sorry! I hope he's well, publish or die is an intense pressure and its real. Thought it was an elaborate joke. We used to pay a man to come and play for our highland games each year. He wouldn't tell us what he did when he wasn't bagpiping, just knew that he was damn good at playing and liked Proper-12, McGregor's shitty whiskey. Brought his son to play the bodhran once, he too was mysterious.
MrCatPants
Full House
It was 25% a joke. I'll let you wonder which 25% forever.
Why the fox did you just make me waste my time reading a thread about someone playing bagpipes? I have better things to do with my time like licking cards and wiping my hands on the rail.
MrCatPants
Full House
THATS ONLY 50% TRUE
BarrieJ3
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Don’t mind me, just a grumpy old man who doesn’t like change.
ESPN used to pull in commentary on events and games real time, then cut every other provider out and moved to “premium” options. Reddit used to be a bastion of socially engineered news and updates. PCF used to be entertaining.
Nowadays I gotta find something new to take a look at when I use the restroom (aka hide from children).
You just outed me mada fakka! I haven’t even told my parents yet…
MrCatPants
Full House
You double outted yourself - i REVERSE OUTTED you. I eliminated one random self-out. In fact, I am actually at negative outs now - so have one free out.
ChipFinderSK
Full House
Haven’t seen this thread until now. So many questions…
OP:
-so the wife is confirmed to be going to work; any idea about the husband?
-You mentioned a “car” leaving during the day - does the household have 1 car or two cars? If 2, are both cars leaving?
-Has the dueling music happened before or is this completely new?
-Is anyone in the neighborhood friends with the husband enough to shoot him a text?
-If there’s loud techno music playing every night, how is that not enough for a noise complaint?
-When you stopped by to check, was there any sense of who she was talking to when she said someone’s knocking? Guessing husband, but you mentioned wife seemed spooked.
-The neighbor who received the text, anyway he/she can ask them to turn the techno down?
This thread was started in February, and if the house hasn’t made the news yet, I’d guess the husband hasn’t been murdered.
Based on all the info. provided, I’m going to guess some weird cult or sex club thing. Following now for the conclusion to the story.
I’m not a big horror movie person but this reminds of the movie Disturbia.
OP:
-so the wife is confirmed to be going to work; any idea about the husband?
-You mentioned a “car” leaving during the day - does the household have 1 car or two cars? If 2, are both cars leaving?
-Has the dueling music happened before or is this completely new?
-Is anyone in the neighborhood friends with the husband enough to shoot him a text?
-If there’s loud techno music playing every night, how is that not enough for a noise complaint?
-When you stopped by to check, was there any sense of who she was talking to when she said someone’s knocking? Guessing husband, but you mentioned wife seemed spooked.
-The neighbor who received the text, anyway he/she can ask them to turn the techno down?
This thread was started in February, and if the house hasn’t made the news yet, I’d guess the husband hasn’t been murdered.
Based on all the info. provided, I’m going to guess some weird cult or sex club thing. Following now for the conclusion to the story.
I’m not a big horror movie person but this reminds of the movie Disturbia.
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NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
AIGHT.
1. No idea about husband, we knew he moved in with her and didn't own a car, haven't seen him since January. This isn't ridiculous, he could've left, but she doesn't live with anyone else and we've heard her talking and then referring to "him" sleeping. MYSTERY.
2. 1 car
3. Music cacaphony is new since February. Haven't heard a peep otherwise for 8+ months. No music, no parties, no guests.
4. No one knows him, she barely talked to anyone before this.
5. I've reached out about a wellness check when its been after 11, but Savannah is a busy place. I don't hear it in my house. Its not loud enough to affect my life until I go in my backyard. Neighbors on the other side don't love the civil servants but feel the bass more than I do.
6. NOPE, THAT'S PART OF THE MYSTERY. Guessing its husband too, but she yelled over the two types of music to him...when he was supposedly trying to sleep.
7. They probably can, I'll talk to them more when the husband gets back from work, normal neighbor wife is very conflict adverse.
No news yet, and the percentage that it wasn't a psychotic break and a murder has gone down lol. Hoping for some type of explanation but probably will not come. Definitely Disturbia vibes. Forgot this thread existed until I lit a cigar today and had time to enjoy some nice bagpipes.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Whenever I murder someone, I play loud bagpipes and techno around the clock...y'know, so no one gets suspicious.
johnjohn
Full House
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NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Cri-mi-nal mastermind right here
ChipFinderSK
Full House
Most likely scenario, but where’s the fun in that?
Cult or sex club would make for a better end to the story.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
BonScot
Straight Flush
I’m lost here. What have bagpipes got to do with St. Patrick’s day?
In other news, for those who think that there must be some sex club going on, I can 100% confirm that bagpipe music is not an aphrodisiac
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NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Internationally correct or not, they were played at every parade growing up, can't have one without them. Earth-shaking parade coming up on Saturday.I’m lost here. What have bagpipes got to do with St. Patrick’s day?
In other news, for those who think that there must be some sex club going on, I can 100% confirm that bagpipe music is not an aphrodisiac
Agreed, I'll stick to Enya for that.
- said no one, ever
Just now working my way through this. Crazy.
Anyway, had to comment here. I just checked and you don't need a permit in GA. They are constitutional carry now.
Edit - forgot to mention. Did you even ask her to turn it down a bit when you spoke to her? Seems like that would be perfectly reasonable.
BonScot
Straight Flush
America is weird
That makes no sense to me but as long as everyone gets drunk and has a good time that’s the main thing.
Matt? Bagpipes? Nope, no idea what you are talking about...
MrCatPants
Full House
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NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Nope, was too offput honestly. Dont know what I expected but 'helps him sleep' wasnt it. I should have asked that or some other followup questions for sure! In the dark, on her lawn, and the music was much louder with her door open.
The music doesnt actually bother me too much, its just very weird to hear it on loop like that. That first night I was on edge because it had just started and I was leaving town, didnt want any weirdness to escalate. Now its just an oddity we live with lol.
Mandos
3 of a Kind
I have to know, is the music still going?
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NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Yes. It's intermittent now, sometimes it'll go quiet for a day or two but then come back, louder or quieter. Definitely less disturbing than the blasting of that + techno for 72 hours, but still odd. Just a neighborhood quirk. Pretty dark story, elderly woman that lived in front of them passed and her kids cleaned her house out onto the front lawn, including what was a ton of unknown protein from a freezer chest, letting it thaw out on the curb (horrible, gross decision, wow. I feel for them in their time of mourning but you could barely walk down that street). Woke up to bagpipes AND the smell of rotting meat, and had to go walk around the block to make sure it wasn't coming from the piper's house.
But another boat day on Saturday and I heard the same exact bagpipe recording at 4:30am from my back porch. The next door neighbors hear it more than I do and they haven't done anymore wellness checks, so oh well! Husband still has not been seen, and techno still gets blasted half the nights.
BonScot
Straight Flush
Sounds as if you’re in Glasgow
bergs
Royal Flush
This is exactly how the Russians messed up those people’s brains in Cuba. They’ve turned the bagpipes into acoustic weapons. If you don’t act now, there will be a skirmish line of drunken old people at your property line.
louBdub
4 of a Kind
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NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Jesus Christ, I come back here and it says "21 Viewers" before I even share the update, you mooks are insatiable. Did somebody link this wierdness somewhere or are you guys checking every weekend?!
Its been very loud lately coming from the house. No more bagpipes, now just the very thuddy, bassy techno that shakes her house and especially my bud's house, her nextdoor neighbor (I'm diagonally behind). She's showing up to work and people see her come and go but no one has seen Mr Bagpipes, her man.
Spent all day outside working on the car, blasting my own music. While I was in the driveway that friend drove by and said he was done with it and wanted to say something, he had guests and in-laws over and they all mentioned hearing it even inside his house. Told him I'd walk over if he wanted but I didn't hear it much if I wasn't outside. We'll see! The craziness of the first 72 hours has subsided, its less manic now just a very annoying trait of a neighbor. "Helps him sleep", good God.
Added bonus that sounds like something really corny out of a movie, the goddamn house number? 2417, and the one is slightly off center, making it look like 24/7. Ridiculous.
Its been very loud lately coming from the house. No more bagpipes, now just the very thuddy, bassy techno that shakes her house and especially my bud's house, her nextdoor neighbor (I'm diagonally behind). She's showing up to work and people see her come and go but no one has seen Mr Bagpipes, her man.
Spent all day outside working on the car, blasting my own music. While I was in the driveway that friend drove by and said he was done with it and wanted to say something, he had guests and in-laws over and they all mentioned hearing it even inside his house. Told him I'd walk over if he wanted but I didn't hear it much if I wasn't outside. We'll see! The craziness of the first 72 hours has subsided, its less manic now just a very annoying trait of a neighbor. "Helps him sleep", good God.
Added bonus that sounds like something really corny out of a movie, the goddamn house number? 2417, and the one is slightly off center, making it look like 24/7. Ridiculous.
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