Derail and WTF Merge Thread (34 Viewers)

[bsdunbar1]

So Many WTF's in this pic

 

[LeGold]

When in need....

 

[Coyote]

When in need....

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Having been sick and tired of Rafting, Canyoning and Jeeping, I might try Lysstyring one day. And Rasputing.

 

[BonScot]

 

[BonScot]

 

[bigdonkey]

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Coyote]

Excerpts from authentic papers by Greek High School students (be it Composition or answers to an exam):

-"A misogynist is a half-woman monster" (clearly confusing miso=half with misos=hatred; at least they got right the gynaeca=woman)

-"In ancient times there were no foreign countries, and that's why no ancient passports have ever been discovered"

-"Leonidas and his 300 were defeated in the end, because the Thermopylae were much more numerous'

-"The Odyssey was written by Odysseus himself, while the Iliad was written by Prophet Ilias."

-"Ceylon is now Sri Lanka. Its capital has always been Lipton".

-"Vitamins (in Greek, the letter Beta is called Veta) are just in the middle between Alphamins and Gammamins".

-"`The opposite of the Holy Trinity is the Devil's Trinity, consisting of fire, woman and sea".

-"Banana in Greek is spelled just like in English, with one ba and two nas."

-"Jacques-Yves Cousteau is a modern Odysseus. His adventures were named the Coustody."

- "Rasputin's mother was Rasputana, a huge Russian whore exiled to Siberia for her sins".

-The Arabs' most terrible weapon was the Eunuch."

-"Greeks invented Geometry to get rid of the tyranny of Arabic Algebra".

-"Gravity is particularly strong in autumn, when you can see apples falling from their trees en masse".

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[slisk250]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1050255705047161

 

[BonScot]

 

[MatB]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1050255705047161

i see your movie goer and raise you one server

 

[Thisfiendis138]

i see your movie goer and raise you one server

Gd lol

 

[BonScot]

i see your movie goer and raise you one server

Smashing

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Smashing

Did you say...

Who can forget these C@NTS

 

[BonScot]

 

[BonScot]

Did you say...

Who can forget these C@NTS

If I met him I’d use his hair as a mop

 

[slisk250]

i see your movie goer and raise you one server

That is a string bet.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

confirmed

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Poker Zombie]

It looks like the one dinosaur is boning the other one.

I'll see myself out...

 

[Mangatang]

It looks like the one dinosaur is boning the other one.

I'll see myself out...

Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

 

[AceFour]

Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

you mean just the tip and not pay the bill right?

 

[Saoliver]

 

[BonScot]

 

[BonScot]