Derail and WTF Merge Thread (68 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

Sure, in certain rants, cursing can skyrocket. They are claiming 1 in 10 of all words are a cussword. That's talking to your grandma, your date, the waiter that's about to refill your water glass from the toilet...

 

[Coyote]

Sure, in certain rants, cursing can skyrocket. They are claiming 1 in 10 of all words are a cussword. That's talking to your grandma, your date, the waiter that's about to refill your water glass from the toilet...

I have NEVER talked like that to my grandma.

 

[BonScot]

Sure, in certain rants, cursing can skyrocket. They are claiming 1 in 10 of all words are a cussword. That's talking to your grandma, your date, the waiter that's about to refill your water glass from the toilet...

Seems about right

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Another proud moment for the city...

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F*** you, c***.

 

[BonScot]

F*** you, c***.

That’s how we say “hello”

 

[Schmendr1ck]

That’s how we say “hello”

I cannot tell you how much I am looking forward to the Scotland meetup.

 

[BonScot]

I cannot tell you how much I am looking forward to the Scotland meetup.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[BonScot]

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If you want blood (clots) you got it...

 

[Beakertwang]

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• I’m on a highway to well
• My vaccine reaction shook me all night long
• Covid jabs done dirt cheap
• This vaccine’s depopulation

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Coyote]

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Many people think Botticelli is a more expensive type of Barolo, anyway

 

[Mr Winberg]

Many people think Botticelli is a more expensive type of Barolo, anyway

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[Coyote]

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The evils of Auto-Focus lenses...

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Mangatang]

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Pooh the pesident?

 

[Mangatang]

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Winnie the president?

 

[Mangatang]

Shine the pooh light?

 

[Mangatang]

What am I missing?

 

[Poker Zombie]

What am I missing?

The Chinese President, Xi Jinping has an eerie likeness to Winnie the Pooh.

President Xi hates the comparison so much, the animated film Christopher Robin was banned in China.

 

[BonScot]

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It’s “prime minister” over here. But I wouldn’t phone him, he’s a useless c***

We’d be better off with a fictional teddy bear running the country

 

[MrWitti]

 

[Mangatang]

The Chinese President, Xi Jinping has an eerie likeness to Winnie the Pooh.
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President Xi hates the comparison so much, the animated film Christopher Robin was banned in China.

Ahhhh. I do remember seeing that somewhere.

 

[BGinGA]

Sure, in certain rants, cursing can skyrocket. They are claiming 1 in 10 of all words are a cussword. That's fucking talking to your grandma, your fucking whore c*nt of a date, the fucking useless piece of shit waiter that's about to fucking refill your fucking water glass from the god damn shitty fucking toilet... fuck my useless fucking life.

^FYP. Easy-peasy; fuck is your friend. Granny gets a pass.

 

[BonScot]

^FYP. Easy-peasy; fuck is your friend. Granny gets a pass.

Get yourself checked out for Scottish DNA