Derail and WTF Merge Thread (41 Viewers)

[BonScot]

That “Life of Brian” remake was nowhere as funny as the original. They even cut out the best bit at the end were they all sing on the crosses.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

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[Beakertwang]

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A NSFW spoiler might be nice on this one.

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[BonScot]

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[Ben8257]

Saw this one on the way home from SO@P... I had to take a picture

That was a couple miles after the 80 ft tall Confederate flag flying down in Southern VA... no I am not claiming it was a real classy area. I am a self proclaimed redneck and even I was looking around for Banjo players... no wonder why that was the only route not full of traffic with major accidents on the other options. Only time I have ever heard the GPS ask "are you sure?? Good luck!" Lmao

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Rieguy]

 

[Beakertwang]

Finally, an inflatable gun rack for cartoon aircraft cup that’s practical and affordable!

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Irish]

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I laughed waaaaay harder at this than I probably should have....

 

[Thisfiendis138]

I laughed waaaaay harder at this than I probably should have....

I too am guilty

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

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Why the emoji choices in Gramgram’s contact name

 

[Ben8257]

Soo true story... just happened... I lost my company truck fuel card today and called my boss to ask what to do... he said report it... I found the card and this convo is worth sharing. He is known to drink everyday so...

How the F**king do I respond to that?? Seriously WTF!!

My boss is.... special!

 

[BonScot]

Soo true story... just happened... I lost my company truck fuel card today and called my boss to ask what to do... he said report it... I found the card and this convo is worth sharing. He is known to drink everyday so...
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How the F**king do I respond to that?? Seriously WTF!!

My boss is.... special!

Steve seems like a good guy. I think you have trust issues Ben…

 

[Ben8257]

Same guy... the boys are talking Gay stuff about the company hunting trip later this year. One Project manager says "Who is Blowing Mr. Howard first"... thats the entire corprate email (classy I know)...his response hours later

Notice 49 recipients inlouding the company owner!

 

[slisk250]

Gentlemen, we have a tailor

 

[Billy Baroo]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Coyote]

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In my book, VAG stands for Volkswagen AG

 

[Mr Winberg]

In my book, VAG stands for Volkswagen AG

Do you have a VAG? If so, how many people have been inside it? How many can fit in it at the same time?

 

[Highli99]

In my book, VAG stands for Volkswagen AG

NOW you go non-sexual! Lol, the one time I would actually understand if you did.

I just assumed an extra rinse was assumed. Do we even need a sign? I mean, I wash my apples with dawn dish soap before consuming so that you should give you a sense of my starting point with these things.

 

[Coyote]

Do you have a VAG? If so, how many people have been inside it? How many can fit in it at the same time?

We (including my late dad) have owned a truckload of VAGs:

VW Beetle 1300 (December 1966),
Skoda Octavia 4x4 1.8 Turbo (November 2004),
Porsche 911 Carrera GTS (March 2011),
VW Golf eTSi (1,5 Turbo mild hybrid) March 2021.

We've fitted our family of four plus a beloved cousin in the Beetle.
I' ve fitted six girls into the Octavia in Belgrade.
I 've fitted my 2m-tall best man in the 911, with his wife behind him (and my partner behind me, the driver)
I haven't made any good use of the Golf's capacity (a huge car, nowadays, but no Polo was ready for delivery with that engine and 7-speed dual clutch gearbox, with handles (paddles) on the steering wheel).

 

[Coyote]

NOW you go non-sexual! Lol, the one time I would actually understand if you did.

I just assumed an extra rinse was assumed. Do we even need a sign? I mean, I wash my apples with dawn dish soap before consuming so that you should give you a sense of my starting point with these things.

Now, you asked for a dirty joke.

Two greengrocers were competing with different tastes on apples.
Strawberry, pear, you name it.
Things got weird when one of them offered apples with grilled beef taste.
The other one offered, then, apples with vagina taste.

Upon tasting, the first client said "this tastes like shit". The greengrocer said "please, bite on the other side".

 

[mattross1313]

 

[BonScot]

Amazon shipping prices have gone up a bit…

 

[Thisfiendis138]