Derail and WTF Merge Thread (38 Viewers)

[Brandon]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[BonScot]

Potentially my proudest moment on twitter…

 

[BonScot]

Might go to McDonald’s if I go to Germany…

 

[RocAFella1]

Might go to McDonald’s if I go to Germany…

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Talk about a Happy Meal.

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[QueenBCC]

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[Saoliver]

 

[BonScot]

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They’ve escaped. They’re on the lam(a).

 

[MikesDad]

You have to wonder what prompted this sign...

 

[Poker Zombie]

You have to wonder what prompted this sign...
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Wait - Do I have to go across the street if I ate asparagus?

 

[BonScot]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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This made me laugh particularly loud.

This weekend I will be making bratwurst for my poker group. 18 players, one vegan. 18 is easy - Brats are sold in packages of 6. Times 3 that's 18 enough for everyone once you add the sides.

But Vegan sausage is also sold in packs of 6. Has anyone ever seen 6 vegans in a group? Last time I saw that was on TV, and there was a pack of hyenas stalking them...

Beyond Meat needs to sell in packages of 1 or 2.

 

[BonScot]

The missus asked me to take her somewhere expensive. I took her to a petrol station…

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[rowlin]

 

[BonScot]

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Used to give out anti-phonetic words when I worked in a call centre 25 years ago.

C for Celsius
G for gnome
H for hour
J for Javier
K for knew
P for psychology
T for tsunami
W for write

The other thing we did was to try and fit song lyrics into conversations.

“It’s like that and that’s the way it is… (long pause)… HUUUH!”

 

[BonScot]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[rowlin]

 

[nitzilla]

 

[RocAFella1]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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I'd be willing to bet money that urinals are used more/less based on an individuals attraction to a particular model.

 

[Mr Winberg]

I'd be willing to bet money that urinals are used more/less based on an individuals attraction to a particular model.

I'd crap in it just to make it weird

 

[k9dr]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1558936257505288193

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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[bsdunbar1]

@Ben8257