FDLmold
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Can you donate negative money to a gofundme, for wasting your time?
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WedgeRock
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I'm gonna create a new account every three months, GFM for $1000 each time until I have enough to buy @RocAFella1's Ambassador Plazas.Man I should have done this when I joined… I was still in college too. Missed opportunity in my part. lol
Maybe @RocAFella1 can help.
WedgeRock
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Members Only jackets were so 1982. That Sony 5-disc carousel was vintage 1991.
On second thought, if OP produces content on OF and is asking for $1k? I would probably pay to NOT see it.
Most secure set ever!
Are you trying to say you are a 44 year old Russian housewife on OnlyFans?
jayfiggy
Two Pair
You always have enough money for chips. Go steal a TV, maybe grab some copper piping from somewhere on campus. If your dedicated enough nothing can stop you!
LeLe
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As much as I think OP should not have ask for handouts
This is just as bad or worse, don’t take this advice seriously as I will not be surprised if OP actually thinks it a good idea
Just do the common sense thing and work for money or ask ur parents for helpouts
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So many ways to make good money here.
If you need a couple hundred thousand, you could submit a GPI order or buyout a casino. But you’d need funds to do that.
We just lost our forum chip murderer, so you could provide those services.
Or just buy a couple racks of chips and auction them one by one on eBay for a decade.
The world is your oyster. But we don’t need only fans, we already have folks dancing on poles at meetups.
If you need a couple hundred thousand, you could submit a GPI order or buyout a casino. But you’d need funds to do that.
We just lost our forum chip murderer, so you could provide those services.
Or just buy a couple racks of chips and auction them one by one on eBay for a decade.
The world is your oyster. But we don’t need only fans, we already have folks dancing on poles at meetups.
LotsOfChips
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That's so old fashioned. Why work when you can get total strangers to send you money over the Internet and not have to give them anything in return?
LotsOfChips
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Edit - deleted double post
jayfiggy
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I was hoping it was clear it’s a joke. Hard to convey sarcasm over text. But, seriously there are a lot bigger issues to worry about if you are considering felonies to fund your poker habit…
You rang?
@Josh Kifer is fine, he's still here, he just blocked you.
I haven't blocked anyone for seven whole days!
WedgeRock
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I think the Apache chips are worth playing with and they are very affordable. I have a break down post in my signature as well as a New Members page you can read through.
You should be able to get 600-800 chips for about 400 USD, but you can short it and get enough chips to start playing for 250ish. Pick up a mat for 120 and you've got your start.
I would suggest you play .05 / .1 and start off with a break down of
.05 x 100
.25 x 100
1 x 200
5 x 100
This will let you start playing and if you need to you can let 20s play as cash. You can add onto this over time, and that break down should be somewhere around 250 USD.
This is also all the .05 / .25 and 1s that you will need in a set, so when you add on you can add up to 3 more racks of 5s and a rack of 20s. This would be a complete chip set that is 10 times nicer than anyone else you know has.
You should be able to get 600-800 chips for about 400 USD, but you can short it and get enough chips to start playing for 250ish. Pick up a mat for 120 and you've got your start.
I would suggest you play .05 / .1 and start off with a break down of
.05 x 100
.25 x 100
1 x 200
5 x 100
This will let you start playing and if you need to you can let 20s play as cash. You can add onto this over time, and that break down should be somewhere around 250 USD.
This is also all the .05 / .25 and 1s that you will need in a set, so when you add on you can add up to 3 more racks of 5s and a rack of 20s. This would be a complete chip set that is 10 times nicer than anyone else you know has.
Generational Differences I guess. us "old timers" would never really think to take too many short-cuts with things like this, and if we wanted something, we'd save up our cash and buy it. Of course we see the younger generation making cash on TikTok, YouTube, and other social platforms, and thinking money is just a thing that everyone has. I'm working with my boys on the value of working hard and saving money now, and it's a hard concept for them.
As my parents always told me, we have wants and needs, and the needs always take priority. This hobby has no "needs", and if this is something you really want, you'll have to wait for the right time.
Save your loose change, and play Nickel/Dime/Quarter. Buy dice chips for now at Walmart and try to win your games. Use that "bankroll" to work towards your setup. Play better, learn the game(s), strategy, and find a college whale to get into your game that can donk $10, $20, $50 or more each game. Before you know it, you'll have that bankroll to roll into your setup. If you get better, and you find more lucrative games, play in them.
Just my simple advice, and I wish you the best on your journey.
As my parents always told me, we have wants and needs, and the needs always take priority. This hobby has no "needs", and if this is something you really want, you'll have to wait for the right time.
Save your loose change, and play Nickel/Dime/Quarter. Buy dice chips for now at Walmart and try to win your games. Use that "bankroll" to work towards your setup. Play better, learn the game(s), strategy, and find a college whale to get into your game that can donk $10, $20, $50 or more each game. Before you know it, you'll have that bankroll to roll into your setup. If you get better, and you find more lucrative games, play in them.
Just my simple advice, and I wish you the best on your journey.
There must be pain. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
I'll loan you the money at a crazy-high interest rate, or I'll give you the money if you voluntarily take a beating.
No pain, no gain.
I'll loan you the money at a crazy-high interest rate, or I'll give you the money if you voluntarily take a beating.
No pain, no gain.
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I meant the inlay removal with nanook. Idk what the diff terms mean, I guess Kifer is a murderer and nanook a surgeon?
Just trying to protect your monopoly. We don’t need youngins coming in stealing your thunder.
I am not a murderer. I'm more like Jigsaw using machines to do my twisted bidding. So... I'm a clown.
ekricket
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Dude, I said no pictures at DiD before 2pm.....
MeridianFC
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PCF is nothing but quality. Thanks to everyone in this thread.
What's his GFM at now?
What's his GFM at now?
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Still $25.
WedgeRock
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Can't believe someone hasn't requested that this thread get shut down yet.
I almost spit soda on my keyboard cause I recently played in a home game where it was some weird version of hold em with an Ante. They rake the entire ante every hand.
This is excellent advice!
Take it from me. My bankroll started at $200 and look at me now. I'm bankrupt, but I know a lot of cool guys on this forum now
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