History of Big Top Poker Chips (3 Viewers)

[Josh Kifer]

You forgot the biggest turd of all, @bergs

He's literally a walking, talking Ham wallet.

 

[RichMahogany]

So I know it's a small sample size (the time I've been here) but there seems to be something about usernames that start with the letter B.

Bvegas80
Biggant
Barbarabooey143

Baquaman

 

[Josh Kifer]

Baquaman

Shhhh. If you say his name 3 times, he will appear and attempt to sell you Binyons chips.

 

[bergs]

You forgot the biggest turd of all, @bergs

When you’re no longer a little shit, let me know, maybe we can get your screen name changed, Bjacks.

 

[RichMahogany]

Shhhh. If you say his name 3 times, he will appear and attempt to sell you Binyons chips.

Shit. What about his cousin, Biceman?

Or what if I say Binyons 3 times, will he disappear?!

 

[bergs]

He's literally a walking, talking Ham wallet.

Josh is anger and sadness infused into a tube vegetable shoved into the ground. It will be a relief when he’s finally cut into strips and served with too much salt.

 

[gopherblue]

Everything Babs learned about the application of federal statutes Babs learned from…

You, good sir, are a mouthful.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Josh is anger and sadness infused into a tube vegetable shoved into the ground. It will be a relief when he’s finally cut into strips and served with too much salt.

You remind me of someone who still drinks Tab Soda.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Josh Kifer]

See. Bergs. Pcfs fifth choice.

 

[cpac54]

What are the 3rd and 4th choices??

 

[krafticus]

 

[Tonysquander]

What are the 3rd and 4th choices??

Nehi and Fanta

 

[Saoliver]

What are the 3rd and 4th choices??

RC and President’s Choice.

 

[KHarp1]

What are the 3rd and 4th choices??

Grape Nehi and Big Red!

 

[RadicusScout]

RC IS RAD!!!

Y'all don't like Dr Pepper?

 

[theshepherd]

RC IS RAD!!!

Y'all don't like Dr Pepper?

I do think RC is a top tier cola.

 

[LowerBama1714]

Do your palms and pits sweat profusely when you're around members of the opposite sex? Do you fantasize about having sex for the first time, or, perhaps just talking with a member of the opposite sex?

Yes…and I like to cover the bed in NAGB chips.

This is just a fantasy.

 

[Saoliver]

I do think RC is a top tier cola.

Your avatar made me read this in Jules' voice.

 

[bergs]

You remind me of someone who still drinks Tab Soda.

Surprising you went there given your affinity for potato-flavored water and chewing on 7 day old bison hides cured outdoors in the sun.

Also, you can throw booze in Tab and it’s just fine. The soda is just a booze delivery mechanism.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Surprising you went there given your affinity for potato-flavored water and chewing on 7 day old bison hides cured outdoors in the sun.

Also, you can throw booze in Tab and it’s just fine. The soda is just a booze delivery mechanism.

The ol Bergs special. Tab and Gin with a twist of lime. Tastes like the inside of a prosthetic leg.

 

[BarbaraBooey143]

Bless your heart, Babs, if you think for even a hot minute that any US Attorney would even remotely entertain pursuing a mail fraud or wire fraud (or, phranquely, any) criminal case like this just for the heck of it. And no FBI agent will do anything without a US Attorney wanting to prosecute. It would be an utter waste of time and law enforcement resources, and a federal judge would likely laugh them out of court. Your armchair legal analysis is, at best, a gross misunderstanding about how these criminal laws are applied.

But thanks for the laughs.

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Allegedly.

How many tens hundreds of thousands did they collectively profit on the resale market? It would be an easy conviction if Paulson wanted to press charges.

 

[softchewy]

How many tens of thousands did they collectively profit on the resale market? It would be an easy conviction if Paulson wanted to press charges.

Don’t answer that..
Leading the witness.

also, learn tables
I recommend this book

 

[Josh Kifer]

Don’t answer that..
Leading the witness.

also, learn tables
I recommend this book
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[Taghkanic]

Live look at Babs:

PCF:

 

[Josh Kifer]

Live look at Babs:

PCF:

DEAR FBI. I AM AWARE OF A GROUP OF AUTISTIC NERDS WHO CREATED A SCHEME TO GET TINY CLAY DISCS FROM PARTIES IN MEXICO AND RESELL THE CLAY DISCS TO MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE BURNING MONEY....

"Sir, this is a Wendy's ...."

 

[RadicusScout]

I unfortunately skimmed all 8 pages of this thread and was curious if Paulson had a department to address issues of this kind. I'm shocked to learn there is a dedicated support team to handle these cases.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I unfortunately skimmed all 8 pages of this thread and was curious if Paulson had a department to address issues of this kind. I'm shocked to learn there is a dedicated support team to handle these cases.

DEDICATED.

 

[upNdown]

DEAR FBI. I AM AWARE OF A GROUP OF AUTISTIC NERDS WHO CREATED A SCHEME TO GET TINY CLAY DISCS FROM PARTIES IN MEXICO AND RESELL THE CLAY DISCS TO MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE BURNING MONEY....

"Sir, this is a Wendy's ...."

Okay that one was funny

 

[gopherblue]

How many tens hundreds of thousands did they collectively profit on the resale market? It would be an easy conviction if Paulson wanted to press charges.

Not to be pedantic, but there is no universe where a US Attorney would consider wasting resources on this. Now, a civil suit? Perhaps. But as noted in this thread, there are legion reasons why that would almost assuredly never happen. Sorry to break it to you, but your fever dreams of being Paulson’s star witness are just that. Sorry, Matlock…case dismissed.