History of Big Top Poker Chips (2 Viewers)

There are consequences for bragging about it online.
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I hear HUR is looking for work... I have a GPI shipping crate in my basement as we speak... but can't remember how it got there... Lmao
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I’m also looking forward to it. I’m going to refer to myself exclusively in the 3rd person and somehow find a way to touch on:

- getting banned 292 times
- leading a northeastern cabal of mean girls
- defeating Gematria in heroic fashion
- Josh is an animatronic potato
- my position that chip flippers should be cast into a bottomless vat of undiluted hydrochloric acid with nothing but a pair of flippers and a cinder block (the flippers is just for misplaced hope)
- Paulsons with shitting bird inlays
- Allegations that my dog is just a head, no body (who puts that on a chip?!?)
- New form of poker called .25/.50/1/2/4/8/16/32/64/128/256 jamcallcallcallcall
 
I’m also looking forward to it. I’m going to refer to myself exclusively in the 3rd person and somehow find a way to touch on:

- getting banned 292 times
- leading a northeastern cabal of mean girls
- defeating Gematria in heroic fashion
- Josh is an animatronic potato
- my position that chip flippers should be cast into a bottomless vat of undiluted hydrochloric acid with nothing but a pair of flippers and a cinder block (the flippers is just for misplaced hope)
- Paulsons with shitting bird inlays
- Allegations that my dog is just a head, no body (who puts that on a chip?!?)
- New form of poker called .25/.50/1/2/4/8/16/32/64/128/256 jamcallcallcallcall
You are a giant autistic baby.
 
Autistic, artistic, honestly they're pretty interchangeable on most days. I still want deeper details about how the impossible was done twice so I can do it my self
 
Bless your heart, Babs, if you think for even a hot minute that any US Attorney would even remotely entertain pursuing a mail fraud or wire fraud (or, phranquely, any) criminal case like this just for the heck of it. And no FBI agent will do anything without a US Attorney wanting to prosecute. It would be an utter waste of time and law enforcement resources, and a federal judge would likely laugh them out of court. Your armchair legal analysis is, at best, a gross misunderstanding about how these criminal laws are applied.

But thanks for the laughs.

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Allegedly.
 
Bless your heart, Babs, if you think for even a hot minute that any US Attorney would even remotely entertain pursuing a mail fraud or wire fraud (or, phranquely, any) criminal case like this just for the heck of it. And no FBI agent will do anything without a US Attorney wanting to prosecute. It would be an utter waste of time and law enforcement resources, and a federal judge would likely laugh them out of court. Your armchair legal analysis is, at best, a gross misunderstanding about how these criminal laws are applied.

But thanks for the laughs.

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Allegedly.
Pssh. What are you, a lawyer or something??! Psssshhhhhhh
 
Bless your heart, Babs, if you think for even a hot minute that any US Attorney would even remotely entertain pursuing a mail fraud or wire fraud (or, phranquely, any) criminal case like this just for the heck of it. And no FBI agent will do anything without a US Attorney wanting to prosecute. It would be an utter waste of time and law enforcement resources, and a federal judge would likely laugh them out of court. Your armchair legal analysis is, at best, a gross misunderstanding about how these criminal laws are applied.

But thanks for the laughs.

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Allegedly.
Although I completely agree with you in your thoughts on this, have you been willfully blind in case selection? If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say, “there’s absolutely no way this/that case will get filed,” and then it did, I would have a lot more money to buy overpriced chips in the classifieds. Still thinking of those professionally relabeled Paulson molds at the ultra low price of $12.95…
 

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