Silly jokes (4 Viewers)

[BonScot]

Reminds me of this…

 

[Silverback]

A blind man walks into a bar…

and a chair and a table

 

[BonScot]

What floats on water and goes quick?

A South African duck........

 

[Blaster]

Nine Sodium Atoms walk into a bar.
. Followed by Batman .

 

[BonScot]

Nine Sodium Atoms walk into a bar.
. Followed by Batman .

Pretty sure it was 16.

Yes I have sat down and counted them

 

[Blaster]

Iron Man is actually a Fe male .

 

[WedgeRock]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Spoiler

Dr. Dre

 

[Coyote]

What is white, has wings and sucks blood?

https://always.com/en-us/shop-produ...ays-ultra-thin-size-1-regular-pads-with-wings

 

[tabletalker7]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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The most iconic of Gary Larson's works.

 

[ChipFinderSK]

Heard on a recent HCL stream (credit to Nick Vertucci):

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

Spoiler

A receding hairline

 

[Coyote]

Why not 100 hares?

 

[ChipFinderSK]

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Why not 100 hares?

Dunno; that’s how he worded the joke on the broadcast

 

[WedgeRock]

To whoever stole my Windows 365 activation key:

Spoiler

I will find you. You have my Word.

 

[WedgeRock]

Why do Norwegian military ships have bar codes on their hulls?

Spoiler

So they can Scandanavian.

 

[MatB]

Deleted bad joke

 

[RHP]

A woman comes home from her gynecologist and tells her husband, "The doctor said I can't have sex for two weeks.” Her husband asked, "What did your dentist say?"

 

[WedgeRock]

How does the butcher introduce his wife?

Spoiler

meat party.

 

[rowlin]

I just tried the Norwegian joke out loud and it didn’t go well. I swear… some people.

 

[ekricket]

Can the worst jokes of all time be out here too?


A nun walks into a French bakery

Nun: I’d like a loaf of white bread please

Baker : sorry we only have wheat bread left

Nun: that’s ok I brought my bike

I’m trying. Is it because it’s a French bakery? Should the bakers line be in a French accent?

 

[MatB]

I’m trying. Is it because it’s a French bakery? Should the bakers line be in a French accent?

I should just delete the joke. It’s not even a joke

Was a stupid joke from the 80s

 

[RHP]

Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

 

[Klobberer]

Why did the hooker with two vaginas get thrown out of the brothel?

Spoiler

The other hookers couldn't stand her "Holier than thou" attitude.

 

[rowlin]

I guess I have a different idea about what “silly” means than some of our current membership.

 

[Blaster]

What was Superman's Ice Cream vendor uncle's name?

Spoiler

Carv - El.

 

[Coyote]

Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery; don't panic.
Patient: But my name is not David.
Doctor: I know. Mine is.

 

[RHP]

A man walks into a bar. He orders a corona and two hurricanes. The bartender says that’ll be 2020.

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[WedgeRock]

How does the butcher introduce his wife?

Spoiler

meat party.

Meet Patty*/Meat patty.

Effing autocorrect!