Things That Are Bullsh*t (12 Viewers)

[bergs]

it’s a fucking LION. I see it now. I thought it was a toucan or something. do you know how long that’s taken me to figure out???

It’s Abraham Lincoln with a hangover.

(In before DMack tries to bait me into getting banned by telling me how unfunny I am and how arduous it is to scroll through my pedantic posts. Maybe he just wants a naked picture of me (my opinion - not slander or libelous)).

 

[Goldfish]

it’s a fucking LION. I see it now. I thought it was a toucan or something. do you know how long that’s taken me to figure out???

OMG. you are not the first to say that! Haha. People think it’s some kind of f#&ked up bird. Haha.

 

[bergs]

OMG. you are not the first to say that! Haha. People think it’s some kind of f#&ked up bird. Haha.

I look forward to someday playing at the Fucked Up Bird House.

 

[Goldfish]

OMG. you are not the first to say that! Haha. People think it’s some kind of f#&ked up bird. Haha.

Does anyone else not see THE LION HEAD?

 

[RocAFella1]

Does anyone else not see THE LION HEAD?

I’ll admit I just only recently realized that it’s a lion head and not some alien claw.

 

[natumes]

People not seeing the lion head is bullshit, what else is there to see?

 

[CraigT78]

Does anyone else not see THE LION HEAD?

Definitely a lion head.

 

[Tommy]

 

[CraigT78]

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That's what I picture when I see @BonScot post

 

[BonScot]

OMG. you are not the first to say that! Haha. People think it’s some kind of f#&ked up bird. Haha.

I have to admit that I asked my missus what she thought it was and she saw it straightaway. Now I see it I can’t see the toucan anymore. The top right was the beak of that helps anyone out who thinks I’m on something.

 

[BonScot]

That's what I picture when I see @BonScot post

That’s actually what I look like

 

[Tommy]

That’s actually what I look like

You're a Leprechaun.

 

[cpac54]

OMG. you are not the first to say that! Haha. People think it’s some kind of f#&ked up bird. Haha.

Hey, look on the bright side, at least it doesn't look like a parrot taking a dump...

 

[Tommy]

Hey, look on the bright side, at least it doesn't look like a parrot taking a dump...

 

[BonScot]

You're a Leprechaun.

I’m half Irish / half Scottish.

Like getting drunk / Don’t like paying for it.

 

[bergs]

Hey, look on the bright side, at least it doesn't look like a parrot taking a dump...

Could be worse. Can you imagine the Hindenburg-like tragic horror of a dog head with no body on a green chip with metallic gold and silver spots?

OH THE HUMANITY

 

[bergs]

I’m half Irish / half Scottish.

Like getting drunk / Don’t like paying for it.

It’s not possible for someone Irish and Scotch to become inebriated. It’s biologically forbidden.

 

[bergs]

Does anyone else not see THE LION HEAD?

Your need to emphasize LION HEAD makes it startlingly clear that this was originally a stoned Abraham Lincoln table and you changed the artwork using MS-PAINT at the last moment.

 

[BonScot]

It’s not possible for someone Irish and Scotch to become inebriated. It’s biologically forbidden.

I’ll tell you what. I give it a good try so I do.

 

[cpac54]

Could be worse. Can you imagine the Hindenburg-like tragic horror of a dog head with no body on a green chip with metallic gold and silver spots?

OH THE HUMANITY

I mean, who would be silly enough to make a chip inlay that looked like that?

What’s next, a caricature of a hockey-playing grizzly bear on some non-Paulson clay chip?

 

[Goldfish]

I’ll admit I just only recently realized that it’s a lion head and not some alien claw.

No wonder I couldn’t win relabel set of the year. People couldn’t figure out the inlay concept.

 

[RivieraDanny]

Best statement in this thread should be.......

"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive"

People that lie are "BULLSHIT"

Anyone I am friends with will tell you, Dan is loyal, DO NOT cross him cause like a wanted ad on PCF.....................................

 

[Frogzilla]

Has anyone mentioned office potlucks yet? They are certainly bullshit.

-some people are kind of gross, not wash hands, etc.
-it’s more difficult to prepare night before, transport, and reheat properly in a work break area than just making dinner in kitchen like normal. Without formal food prep training someone could easily f this up
-it’s a numbers game and numbers are against you. It only takes one to ruin your week.

I refuse to participate. I faked illness to skip one today. They are terrible. I thought this one gonna be the tiny silver lining of Covid era, nobody would possibly want to do office potluck anymore, but wrong.

 

[Saoliver]

Has anyone mentioned office potlucks yet? They are certainly bullshit.

-some people are kind of gross, not wash hands, etc.
-it’s more difficult to prepare night before, transport, and reheat properly in a work break area than just making dinner in kitchen like normal. Without formal food prep training someone could easily f this up
-it’s a numbers game and numbers are against you. It only takes one to ruin your week.

I refuse to participate. I faked illness to skip one today. They are terrible. I thought this one gonna be the tiny silver lining of Covid era, nobody would possibly want to do office potluck anymore, but wrong.

 

[Himewad]

Has anyone mentioned office potlucks yet? They are certainly bullshit.

-some people are kind of gross, not wash hands, etc.
-it’s more difficult to prepare night before, transport, and reheat properly in a work break area than just making dinner in kitchen like normal. Without formal food prep training someone could easily f this up
-it’s a numbers game and numbers are against you. It only takes one to ruin your week.

I refuse to participate. I faked illness to skip one today. They are terrible. I thought this one gonna be the tiny silver lining of Covid era, nobody would possibly want to do office potluck anymore, but wrong.

I'm with you. I would much rather pitch in for a catered meal than go through the hassle of an office potluck.

 

[CraigT78]

I'm with you. I would much rather pitch in for a catered meal than go through the hassle of an office potluck.

This is the way.

 

[Frogzilla]

Im thinking of the office clip where mike brought potato salad and was worried about the sun doing work on the mayonnaise

I need to find that clip and send it to everyone immediately before the potluck

 

[bergs]

Potluck = head directly to the bar at 10:30a with your team.

 

[Saoliver]

Im thinking of the office clip where mike brought potato salad and was worried about the sun doing work on the mayonnaise

I need to find that clip and send it to everyone immediately before the potluck

 

[BonScot]

office potlucks

Can someone translate? I thought it was an office sweepstake on the horse racing but clearly not