I am the guy, who is laughed at, when I tell my true music is90ies rap
You and me both, bro. Doesn't help me much that outside of 90s hip hop I'm a musical idiot.
Souls of Mischief: "93 'Till Infinity"
I used the line "You look great, let's grub now" on a semi-blind date in college. She knew of me but didn't really know me. The date didn't last very long. She told me to "grow up" and that's before we stopped at the liquor store for 40s on the way to a party.
Lords of the Underground: "Chief Rocka"
We used to go to a bar in college that had "Drinkin' with Lincoln" 5 cent beers until someone got up from the bar. You didn't sit unless you were poor, had a great bladder, or both. Anyway, it was during this song that my best friend pissed on my shoes for the first time. It wouldn't be the last time. He was poor but had virtually no bladder, and it wouldn't be our last weekend there.
The Pharcyde: "Passin' Me By"
I broke up with a girl in college and 15 minutes later (it may have been 20 minutes, certainly no longer than 30 minutes) one my best friends was banging her brains out in the shared bathroom on our floor. This song was on down the hall. Weirdly, we ended up at her house late that night for a keg party where the song was playing again. We promptly got into a fight, took their quarter barrel of Natural Light, and dragged it into the woods where 4 of us drank from it until we killed it. I'm not sure what happened after that. We probably went back to that bar so my buddy could piss on me feet again.
Nice & Smoth: "Sometimes I Rhyme Slow" (you'll recognize the beat right away)
One of my favorite rap songs of all time. I dropped 22 points in a rec league basketball game (all-time high for me) and then we got hammered and played videos games with this song playing continuously for like 4 hours.