My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (24 Viewers)

[Anthony Martino]

White magic motherfuckers! I can feel myself transforming

 

[Saoliver]

White magic motherfuckers! I can feel myself transforming

Apex predator shit, bro. King Kong shit.

 

[moose]

So I'm still pretty irked about the whole 15 players bumping me from 1st to 16th on the list I fucking started yesterday. The politics of the poker room make it frustrating, as there are a lot of scumbags out there trying to control who can play with their whales.

A number of them bitch outright, saying I "hit and run" (yeah, I'm sorry I didn't want to stick around in a game flipping for 2k stacks every fucking hand?)

One of them had the audacity to say yesterday he wouldn't complain about me if I was going to stay in the 10/10/25 game until "3am". Ah, hello fuckface, YOU fucking maggots are the ones who pushed me from 1st to SIXTEENTH on the fucking list. If I had been FIRST on the list like I was supposed to be, I would stay in the game longer. But by the time I've gotten into the game I've already been at the casino for 7+ hours as it is.

Then when I'm in the game they complain and ask when I'm leaving, and then when I DO finally leave they accuse me of hitting and running!

A HUGE majority of them also LOVE to go fucking north and buyin for more than the stakes permit, either doing it outright at the start or slipping in more chips as time goes on. They do this across all the PLO stakes I've seen, and I've kept quiet about it in the past.

But I'm going to be paying attention to these guys and calling the floor anytime I notice it from now on. They want to make things difficult for me, I'll use the rooms rules right back at them. I'll slow the fucking game up anytime one of them goes north. I tried being the nice guy, that's over with now. They fucked with the wrong Weeble Wobble!

I think you need more Facebook friends. Then you can start your own list!

or get more cats. Start a list and give them all the names of your cats. Go with names like Oscar. Avoid Fluffy.

 

[buzzmonkey]

Opening a new table for, Ivanna Gitsum, Anita Wang, Amanda Rubbintug, Holden D. Kankles, Hoosbin Fharteen, Diarrhea Jones and Anthony Martino.

 

[Av8tion]

Opening a new table for, Ivanna Gitsum, Anita Wang, Amanda Rubbintug, Holden D. Kankles, Hoosbin Fharteen, Diarrhea Jones and Anthony Martino.

Skid-Mark Steve and Shit-Stain Stanley are listed as call-ins...

 

[Anthony Martino]

Thank you guys for the laughs, helped to boost my mood today.

I'm here now and on the lists

 

[Anthony Martino]

Got our seat new 2/2/5 called

 

[Mojo1312]

Yadda, yadda, yadda, something about not shitting where you eat would be my real advice, but in the spirit of the trolling, maybe threaten to kill their cats and then bring them a chocolate cake?

I say do what works. If they want chocolate cake, give them chocolate cake. Betty Crocker is your friend.

 

[Highli99]

I say do what works. If they want chocolate cake, give them chocolate cake. Betty Crocker is your friend.

They don’t actually want the cake they just want you to buy it.

 

[Anthony Martino]

We see a limped flop multiway holding

Flop is

I lead for pot of $40

One caller. Turn

I pot again, he rips it in and says he can't call and can't fold

We go twice, my Kings and 5's holds against his Queens and 5's

 

[monkeydog]

They don’t actually want the cake they just want you to buy it.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Left the 2/2/5 up $16 lol

Now playing the 10/10/25

 

[ekricket]

I say do what works. If they want chocolate cake, give them chocolate cake. Betty Crocker is your friend.

They don’t actually want the cake they just want you to buy it.

There is no cake

 

[raynmanas]

There is no cake

the cake is a lie?

 

[Legend5555]

the cake is a lie?

The cake was clearly there. Chell just didn't move with a purpose.

 

[tabletalker7]

There is no cake

the cake is a lie?

Look here ya bastards. I am a FAT GUY. There DAMN WELL BETTER be cake

 

[Anthony Martino]

Up about $800 but two action players left and replaced by grinders

Game no good, just moved to a new 2/2/5 game (third table)

 

[Anthony Martino]

In for 1k in the 2/2/5 and running pure

 

[tabletalker7]

In for 1k in the 2/2/5 and running pure

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There's the cake

 

[Anthony Martino]

Won about $1800 again tonight. Started feeling tired, bounced a few hours early, gonna hit the skating rink tonight and get some much needed exercise

 

[Perthmike]

Smart move, that definitely will convince your customers that you aren't a hit and run type of guy lol.

Nice win though

 

[davislane]

We have xx in SB four ways to a flop of

We check, frequent bluffer bets $100, we call

Turn

We both check

River

I check, he bets pot of $325

I just don't believe him. I ask "do you even have a pair? You miss with JT?"

I call and bottom pair is good!

soul read

 

[Anthony Martino]

soul read

His story didn't make sense. If he flopped the straight he continues betting the turn with position on me, he doesn't check it back

On the river, which doesn't change the board texture, he suddenly bets the pot. He never has the nut straight in this spot

If he has anything with showdoen value he checks it back, rather than risk getting blown off his equity

So it looks like a bluff bet rather than any sort of value. I've checked the turn and river, I don't look like I can call a pot size bet, so why make it? Because it's the only way he can win

 

[Anthony Martino]

Smart move, that definitely will convince your customers that you aren't a hit and run type of guy lol.

Nice win though

I played about 6 hours today, and I played in multiple games and limits. My customers are coming no matter what I do

 

[Anthony Martino]

Just have tmrw and Monday to close out the month. Currently on track for my most profitable month ever and feeling pretty good

My biggest loss in a session was a bit over $400, while my big wins have been in the thousands

Here's my graph for the month, THANK U POKER JEEZUS!

 

[moose]

Just have tmrw and Monday to close out the month. Currently on track for my most profitable month ever and feeling pretty good

My biggest loss in a session was a bit over $400, while my big wins have been in the thousands

Here's my graph for the month, THANK U POKER JEEZUS!

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It's a diagonal M!

 

[Anthony Martino]

It's a diagonal M!

It's an upside diagonal W and it stands for

WINNING

 

[moose]

I was thinking Martino

 

[Anthony Martino]

Away we go

 

[Anthony Martino]

Damn, we have on a flop of

Shorty all-in for $10 after raising to 25 pre, then a shove for $125, then a repot by a guy sitting on $500 and we fold

They go once, turn

River

Top set 9's scoops it. Right fold, wrong time